I tried Strange Brew Coffee

henders90_ · Monday at 7:44 AM

And sharted my pants on the way to work this morning. Had to pull a sharty U-ey in traffic which moved some of the liquid under my right butt cheek making it even more uncomfortable.

don’t think I will be drinking any more of their coffee but I appreciate their sponsorship

Maroon Eagle · Monday at 7:49 AM

It sounds like their coffee did its job…

HailStout · Monday at 7:53 AM

I’ll take posts that will get me perma-banned for 500, Alex

FlotownDawg · Monday at 7:57 AM

You sure it wasn’t the coffee that Coach 34 was hawking?

henders90_ · Monday at 7:58 AM

HailStout said:
I’ll take posts that will get me perma-banned for 500, Alex

Can this board not handle a lil poopy humor at my expense?

T-TownDawgg · Monday at 7:58 AM

henders90_ said:
And sharted my pants on the way to work this morning. Had to pull a sharty U-ey in traffic which moved some of the liquid under my right butt cheek making it even more uncomfortable.

don’t think I will be drinking any more of their coffee but I appreciate their sponsorship

Dubmass.

I don't think you understand how coffee works.

HotMop · Monday at 7:59 AM

How have I never heard of this Heisman?

henders90_ · Monday at 8:00 AM

T-TownDawgg said:
Dubmass.

Puppers · Monday at 8:08 AM

You were late to work? Is that why my Egg McMuffin took so long?

henders90_ · Monday at 8:19 AM

Puppers said:
You were late to work? Is that why my Egg McMuffin took so long?

the word mcmuffin isn't quite hetero

dawgman42 · Monday at 8:30 AM

Beretta.sixpack · Monday at 8:30 AM

i was just having a conversation about one of these with a friend of mine and then found this thread right after.....best $40 ever spent....about to hit 'post reply' and wash that coffee myself

henders90_ · Monday at 8:35 AM

dawgman42 said:
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henders90_ · Monday at 8:36 AM

Beretta.sixpack said:
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i was just having a conversation about one of these with a friend of mine and then found this thread right after.....best $40 ever spent....about to hit 'post reply' and wash that coffee myself

Can you adjust the water temperature?

The Cooterpoot · Monday at 8:37 AM

Never pre-**** work

CochiseCowbell · Monday at 8:43 AM

Drebin · Monday at 9:02 AM

Beretta.sixpack said:
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i was just having a conversation about one of these with a friend of mine and then found this thread right after.....best $40 ever spent....about to hit 'post reply' and wash that coffee myself

Those things are the greatest. Installs in five minutes. When the next man-made global pandemic comes to kill us all, I don't have to worry about not having any TP.

Puppers · Monday at 9:04 AM

henders90_ said:
the word mcmuffin isn't quite hetero

Says the cock fan. Do yall still read cock magazines or do yall get all of your cock content online?

henders90_ · Monday at 9:06 AM

Puppers said:
Says the cock fan. Do yall still read cock magazines or do yall get all of your cock content online?

A what brother?

Willow Grove Dawg · Monday at 9:07 AM

#dontblamestrangebrew when you lose control of your bowels

skip dog · Monday at 9:41 AM

henders90_ said:
And sharted my pants on the way to work this morning. Had to pull a sharty U-ey in traffic which moved some of the liquid under my right butt cheek making it even more uncomfortable.

don’t think I will be drinking any more of their coffee but I appreciate their sponsorship

you are weak, and your blood line will not last.

Darryl Steight · Monday at 10:58 AM

henders90_ said:

Sounds like someone needs to read the 17ing SixPacks Peak glossary of terms, or you'll never be able to understand 19.83% of the posts on this board... or did you not even get a 25 on the reading section of the ACT, dubmass?**

henders90_ · Monday at 11:11 AM

Darryl Steight said:
Sounds like someone needs to read the 17ing SixPacks Peak glossary of terms, or you'll never be able to understand 19.83% of the posts on this board... or did you not even get a 25 on the reading section of the ACT, dubmass?**

LOL shut up Darryl, I’m not reading a glossary of terms on a homebored. Wholly hell

Chesusdog · Monday at 11:14 AM

Did we need a second thread about shitting ourselves?

Drebin · Monday at 11:16 AM

henders90_ said:
LOL shut up Darryl, I’m not reading a glossary of terms on a homebored. Wholly hell

Well, that's your first mistake. Or maybe a close second behind blaming the awesome strange brew coffeehouse for your incontenance problem.

dawgstudent · Monday at 11:18 AM

Chesusdog said:
Did we need a second thread about shitting ourselves?

Yes

Drebin · Monday at 11:18 AM

dawgstudent said:
Yes

henders90_ · Monday at 11:19 AM

dawgstudent said:
Yes

OG Goat Holder · Monday at 11:23 AM

FlotownDawg said:
You sure it wasn’t the coffee that Coach 34 was hawking?

The spectacle of that blow-hard having to resort to mutli-level marketing is something I'll always laugh about. Especially the coy way he went about it. Much less trying to convince idiots that they were spraying excess weight out of their asss

I mean, what does the coffee do, melt your intestines?? Is it acid???

Darryl Steight · Monday at 11:28 AM

henders90_ said:
LOL shut up Darryl, I’m not reading a glossary of terms on a homebored. Wholly hell

Heisman level poster doesn't want to waste any time on the boards... I get it.

But if you HAD taken that 30 seconds to read it, you would have clearly understood what sarcasterisks are and wouldn't be wasting your time reading this right now. It's all very meta. This board insists upon itself.

henders90_ · Monday at 11:42 AM

Darryl Steight said:
Heisman level poster doesn't want to waste any time on the boards... I get it.

But if you HAD taken that 30 seconds to read it, you would have clearly understood what sarcasterisks are and wouldn't be wasting your time reading this right now. It's all very meta. This board insists upon itself.

I was an elite, well liked, and well endowed level poster until one day someone itt took what little I had. Now I’m a meager heisman begging for scraps out on the skreets

lazlow · Monday at 11:44 AM

I like the SBC k-cups

. And never had to “eject” on the inbound.

dawgstudent · Monday at 11:45 AM

henders90_ said:
I was an elite, well liked, and well endowed level poster until one day someone itt took what little I had. Now I’m a meager heisman begging for scraps out on the skreets

Trolling on message boards is so 2005. Next thing you know, you will tell us you like the Cocks!!

henders90_ · Monday at 11:50 AM

dawgstudent said:
Trolling on message boards is so 2005. Next thing you know, you will tell us you like the Cocks!!

Well it been since 1998 since you’ve beaten those cocks off in their own stadium. Yore chances are high for Saturday

DawgsGoneWild · Monday at 11:54 AM

Sounds like someone is trying a little hard to make the cover of SPS Magazine

horshack.sixpack · Monday at 11:56 AM

surely this guy and BT are the same cock. No way there are two posters that pathetic who wandered over to SPS with poor troll attempts...

ETA: something something trolly and negative about cocks and south carolina and such

henders90_ · Monday at 12:02 PM

horshack.sixpack said:
surely this guy and BT are the same cock. No way there are two posters that pathetic who wandered over to SPS with poor troll attempts...

ETA: something something trolly and negative about cocks and south carolina and such

Hey Pal, we hacked this bored a day before we played each other last. I’d show a little respect.

henders90_ · Monday at 12:04 PM

lazlow said:
I like the SBC k-cups . And never had to “eject” on the inbound.

K-cups? Is that Korean Coffee?

dawgstudent · Monday at 12:05 PM

henders90_ said:
Hey Pal, we hacked this bored a day before we played each other last. I’d show a little respect.

Don't be incessant. Pick and choose your trolling.

Drebin · Monday at 12:06 PM

DawgsGoneWild said:
Sounds like someone is trying a little hard to make the cover of SPS Magazine

Given that our crack staff consists of world class trolls ourselves, we can kinda sort through the bullshlt.

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