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dawgstudent

Heisman
Apr 15, 2003
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Weird to see actual sports smack around here. I'd venture to say it's been well before COVID the last time I saw it.

Can't remember what year it was when all those Ole Miss guys left permanently, sometime during Danny/Freesus I guess when shlt got too real.

I figured the days of Banana Boy and the like were long gone. Interestingly enough, a Clemson fan.
It's been a bit hasn't it. I think most people from other schools assume you can't post here.
 

Lucifer Morningstar

All-Conference
Aug 30, 2022
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Its not your fault
So, we agree you stuck your nose where it did not belong. I am not sure where exactly in the formative years that it was taught, but I assume you missed that day. That being said, if you are looking for sympathy or for someone to be nice to you, as Major Payne would say, "I suggest you look in the dictionary between **** and syphilis."
 

USC9195

Joined Jul 30, 2008
Jul 30, 2008
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So, we agree you stuck your nose where it did not belong. I am not sure where exactly in the formative years that it was taught, but I assume you missed that day. That being said, if you are looking for sympathy or for someone to be nice to you, as Major Payne would say, "I suggest you look in the dictionary between **** and syphilis."
It’s not your fault
 

Lucifer Morningstar

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It’s not your fault
Thank you. I hope you learned your lesson on where your nose belongs. And by the way, your recent childish posts have done nothing but prove that you are actually worse than the troll. At least he was being an obvious troll. You're just being a dick because you got called out, and do not want to engage in an actual conversation even after you started it.
 

Drebin

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Aug 22, 2012
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This is giving strong Will Hunting vibes and I like it.
Yeah, that was pretty ghey too

not that there's anything wrong with that seinfeld GIF by myLAB Box
 

POTUS

Heisman
Sep 29, 2022
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It’s not your fault
I got a question. Do you run back over to the USC board and brag about quoting Good Will Hunting to State fans? Because if this is some kind of troll or gotcha, you are absolutely terrible at it.
 

shmitty

Joined Mar 25, 2002
Mar 25, 2002
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So why is Mississippi State going to beat South Carolina other than the obvious just show up? Rumor has it y’all have a hot new QB. Who else on the team will be a big play maker in this game?
 

Drebin

Heisman
Aug 22, 2012
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So why is Mississippi State going to beat South Carolina other than the obvious just show up? Rumor has it y’all have a hot new QB. Who else on the team will be a big play maker in this game?
Fun fact: Lanorris Sellers hates Sandstorm. He plays like shlt whenever he hears it.
 

CochiseCowbell

Heisman
Oct 29, 2012
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Please allow me to retort.
Your state has no identity. When asked for recommendations half of the responses will be California Dreaming or some shìt like that. Probably because half of your population is Ohio transplants that vacationed at Myrtle Beach and just said 17 it let’s stay in the state.

If Mustard based barbecue is acceptable, why do the Q restaurants in SC serve tomato and vinegar based? You don’t see real BBQ places serving mustard based.

Neighborhoods in Columbia are like the TV show Weeds, except for little boxes it’s all mullet houses. Bricks on the front vinyl siding on the back. If DR Horton goes under I don’t think you will have any new housing.

You can’t cook crawfish worth a 17. Your low country boil makes mayo look spicy.

Bojangles is overrated.

Your last senator was a closeted freak and the one before him was a segregationist.

Lizard’s Thicket is garbage.

You left out the enigma that is Aiken, SC.

Uber rich snowbirds, that didn't want to go all the way to FL, developed a horse culture town in the middle of nowhere. Almost no middle class in that town. It's either riding breeches & boots worn EVERYWHERE or the F&B service industry, section 8, trying to sell you meth.

North Augusta, SC is similar but not as obvious/polarizing.

In between the two is Edgefield, home of the gypsies; a swindling culture whom build big houses with Greco-Roman statues out front and tin foil in the windows. They live in trailers behind these homes, until the haints are gone.

The men bid on minor construction jobs; roofing, concrete paving, renovation, etc. Low ball price, money paid in full up front. They start then leave, never to return.

The women, at the age of 4, have big hair, make-up, and ears pierced. They fleece restaurants, movie theaters, retailers, etc by complaining about orders, trying to negotiate prices, all the while petty theft of silverware, a discounted waste basket, or beauty products occur.

If you're a blond haired & blue eyed male, they'll want you in their fold...for breeding. For a group that fled those people, that's certainly one way to react.

Is this all hyperbole, over-simplificated, & stereotyping?

You tell me, but I'll not accuse them of being ignorant to plumbing. Trust me, they know all about how to start a job.
 
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mcdawg22

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Sep 18, 2004
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You left out the enigma that is Aiken, SC.

Uber rich snowbirds, that didn't want to go all the way to FL, developed a horse culture town in the middle of nowhere. Almost no middle class in that town. It's either riding breeches & boots worn EVERYWHERE or the F&B service industry, section 8, trying to sell you meth.

North Augusta, SC is similar but not as obvious/polarizing.

In between the two is Edgefield, home of the gypsies; a swindling culture whom build big houses with Greco-Roman statues out front and tin foil in the windows. They live in trailers behind these homes, until the haints are gone.

The men bid on minor construction jobs; roofing, concrete paving, renovation, etc. Low ball price, money paid in full up front. They start then leave, never to return.

The women, at the age of 4, have big hair, make-up, and ears pierced. They fleece restaurants, movie theaters, retailers, etc by complaining about orders, trying to negotiate prices, all the while petty theft of silverware, a discounted waste basket, or beauty products occur.

If you're a blond haired & blue eyed male, they'll want you in their fold...for breeding. For a group that fled those people, that's certainly one way to react.

Is this all hyperbole, over-simplificated, & stereotyping?

You tell me, but I'll not accuse them of being ignorant to plumbing. Trust me, they know all about how to start a job.
Only good thing about Aiken is it has the only Krystal’s in the entire state.

Don’t get me started on the N Augusta gypsies. That was something amazing to see.

I’ll give North, South Carolina it’s credit. They had a great furniture store but I see it closed. Just like Al’s Upstairs, the only good things in that state close. Yet Maurice’s shìt BBQ remains open.
 

Tractorman

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Mar 15, 2009
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"Welcome to Columbia, Mississippi"

Don't know about their football stadium, but I did play baseball down there many moons ago!
 
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