It's my two least favorite teams, schools, fan-bases, cultures, etc. in the nation, much less the SEC.
In a milder year I would hope for, say, a mere well-targeted meteor, or perhaps the sudden opening of a modest but effective stadium-sized portal directly to the pit of hell.
This year I hope it's the sombishinest circus of drunken, violent pettiness in recorded history.
I want to sing and dance through the videos like Templeton the Rat gorges on a veritable smorgasbord of garbage in the Charlotte's Web cartoon.
I will surf through the social media clips like Homer in the land of chocolate.
Regardless of the outcome, let it be painful and embarrassing for everyone.
In a perfect world, both coaches, both university presidents, and both governors will have to make public statements apologizing to the nation.
Bring it on.