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The Peeper

The Peeper

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Feb 26, 2008
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o_Hot Rock said:
I can't do this crap. My brain just does not work for this.
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I read them and think, " ooooooook, if you say so"

But, I'm also the guy that can't stand to watch comedians or so called funny movies. I will watch black paint dry in a dark closet before I watch people like Will Farrell, Adam Sandler, or this guy that's coming to campus perform.
 
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ZombieKissinger

ZombieKissinger

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May 29, 2013
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POTUS said:
I actually guessed this one!

Question for you: How do you explain to people that your unique gift is Friday Fourplay? Does it go on your resume? The pack needs to know.
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I'm going to answer this honestly. I basically just post here and I'll send any that aren't inside jokes to my dad and siblings. They usually go ignored. That's about the extent of it. I try to find four things that feel pretty different and make them all connect in an obvious way after you read the spoiler.

I think the actual skill is that I have a different enough sense of humor to where a lot of what I say isn't expected but is also relatable enough to be funny. I'll throw academic stuff in, but I'm also not making super esoteric jokes that are only going to be funny to me. I'll do that sometimes (mostly by accident) but I try not to.

After A&M lost to Arkansas a few years ago, I did this one:
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More and more likely to be overrun by hogs

I thought it was a pretty good one. Someone replied to that one and told me I need to monitize it. My plan for that is actually through writing. I have a book halfway done that I think is hilarious, and I really want to finish it because I think it could do really well. My career over the last 6 years has been insanely busy and increasingly so. I keep telling myself I'll stop doing the job I'm doing at some point and finish it, but I don't know when my next break will be. As my kids get a little older, I'm hoping to have more time on the weekends to work on the book, but that's really the connection that I'm hoping to turn into something.
 
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ckDOG

ckDOG

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Dec 11, 2007
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ZombieKissinger said:
I'm going to answer this honestly. I basically just post here and I'll send any that aren't inside jokes to my dad and siblings. They usually go ignored. That's about the extent of it. I try to find four things that feel pretty different and make them all connect in an obvious way after you read the spoiler.

I think the actual skill is that I have a different enough sense of humor to where a lot of what I say isn't expected but is also relatable enough to be funny. I'll throw academic stuff in, but I'm also not making super esoteric jokes that are only going to be funny to me. I'll do that sometimes (mostly by accident) but I try not to.

After A&M lost to Arkansas a few years ago, I did this one:
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More and more likely to be overrun by hogs

I thought it was a pretty good one. Someone replied to that one and told me I need to monitize it. My plan for that is actually through writing. I have a book halfway done that I think is hilarious, and I really want to finish it because I think it could do really well. My career over the last 6 years has been insanely busy and increasingly so. I keep telling myself I'll stop doing the job I'm doing at some point and finish it, but I don't know when my next break will be. As my kids get a little older, I'm hoping to have more time on the weekends to work on the book, but that's really the connection that I'm hoping to turn into something.
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I'll buy it
 
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CochiseCowbell

CochiseCowbell

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Oct 29, 2012
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ZombieKissinger said:
I'm going to answer this honestly. I basically just post here and I'll send any that aren't inside jokes to my dad and siblings. They usually go ignored. That's about the extent of it. I try to find four things that feel pretty different and make them all connect in an obvious way after you read the spoiler.

I think the actual skill is that I have a different enough sense of humor to where a lot of what I say isn't expected but is also relatable enough to be funny. I'll throw academic stuff in, but I'm also not making super esoteric jokes that are only going to be funny to me. I'll do that sometimes (mostly by accident) but I try not to.

After A&M lost to Arkansas a few years ago, I did this one:
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More and more likely to be overrun by hogs

I thought it was a pretty good one. Someone replied to that one and told me I need to monitize it. My plan for that is actually through writing. I have a book halfway done that I think is hilarious, and I really want to finish it because I think it could do really well. My career over the last 6 years has been insanely busy and increasingly so. I keep telling myself I'll stop doing the job I'm doing at some point and finish it, but I don't know when my next break will be. As my kids get a little older, I'm hoping to have more time on the weekends to work on the book, but that's really the connection that I'm hoping to turn into something.
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I call BS. You've had plenty of time since November 29, 2023.*
 
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Arnept

Arnept

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Places you are more and more likely to find loose golf balls
 
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