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dawgstudent

Heisman

Apr 15, 2003

40,598

22,489

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #1

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dawgman42

All-American

Jul 24, 2007

6,335

6,521

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #2

Nigel, hold my cowbell while I go scold the Tigers.

 

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BulldogBlitz

Heisman

Dec 11, 2008

18,329

26,457

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #3

Is this a playoff elimination round?

 

dawgstudent

Heisman

Apr 15, 2003

40,598

22,489

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #4

**** you @Msdeltareb

 

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Cloak

Redshirt

Jun 20, 2025

1

1

3

• Oct 11, 2026

• #5

Ole Miss: His ex
LSU: His ATM
State: His daddy

 

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grinningmule

Heisman

Jul 15, 2021

5,578

20,878

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #6

Beat Off Week Is Over
We Comin'

 

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o_Brokerdawg

Senior

Jul 1, 2012

360

659

93

• Oct 11, 2026

• #7

Hey Whit. I enjoyed driving my Bentley thru your Laundry. Thanks for cleaning up my mess.

Ulysses.

 

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Dawg Raid

All-Conference

Jun 14, 2021

755

1,310

92

• Oct 11, 2026

• #8

K1, I’ll give you my toe for a win

 

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Xenomorph

Heisman

Feb 15, 2007

16,172

10,776

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #9

Toes vs hos

 

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Bullldawg78

All-Conference

Aug 30, 2018

1,762

1,461

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #10

Puckett let's do this!

 

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MStateU

All-Conference

Nov 15, 2009

1,098

2,344

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #11

Purple shirt
Yellow Britches

Go to hell you sons of *******

 

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Duke Humphrey

All-Conference

Oct 3, 2013

2,781

1,943

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #12

Bullldawg78 said:

Puckett let's do this!

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Puckett CAT > Tiger Cats

 

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DerHntr

All-Conference

Sep 18, 2007

16,187

3,651

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #13

Geaux for two…. cups of coffee

 

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Pars

All-Conference

Oct 11, 2015

1,732

2,546

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #14

Nine toes > One Lane

 

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Called3rdstrikedawg

All-Conference

May 7, 2016

2,479

2,090

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #15

Apparently your busses were Left “Lane” driving in Lexington!
$40 million dollar a “Lane” changes are improper.
Welcome to the battle for the Gator Bowl SEC entrant!

 

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skydawg1

All-Conference

Jul 31, 2007

5,630

2,025

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #16

The only cure for turf teaux...are brunch fauxs.

 

PBRME

All-American

Feb 12, 2004

11,440

5,565

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #17

That kumbaya over LSU coming from up north feels gross.

 

skip dog

All-Conference

Nov 15, 2005

1,480

1,275

93

• Oct 11, 2026

• #18

Sticker shock yet? DAH'LIN!

 

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Herbert Nenninger

All-Conference

Feb 9, 2019

859

1,288

93

• Oct 11, 2026

• #19

You’re so-o Lane… you probly think this sport is about you.

 

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The Cooterpoot

Heisman

Sep 29, 2022

7,529

13,190

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #20

At least you had KY last week, this week you're getting it dry

 

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jethreauxdawg

Heisman

Dec 20, 2010

11,980

17,464

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #21

You’re not the 800 pound werewolf with a chainsaw for a penis you once were.

 

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Herbert Nenninger

All-Conference

Feb 9, 2019

859

1,288

93

• Oct 11, 2026

• #22

Herbert Nenninger said:

You’re so-o Lane… you probly think this sport is about you.

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Or the slight variation:

You’re so-o Lane… you probly think this sign is about you.

 

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josebrown

All-Conference

Aug 4, 2008

3,246

1,387

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #23

Corndogs for lunch.

 

Bulldawg56

Sophomore

Mar 3, 2008

154

138

43

• Oct 11, 2026

• #24

Lane, we hear you’re pretty flexible, especially with your commitments.

 

Bulldawg56

Sophomore

Mar 3, 2008

154

138

43

• Oct 11, 2026

• #25

Be sure to stretch before you reach for another job.

 

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cowbell88

All-Conference

Jan 11, 2009

3,379

1,123

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #26

Got crabs, Beavis?

 

HailStout

Heisman

Jan 4, 2020

6,270

17,957

113

• Oct 11, 2026

• #27

Jefferson Pilot for the win

 

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Lowdog

Senior

Jan 1, 2019

473

454

63

• Oct 12, 2026

• #28

LSUx

 

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DerHntr

All-Conference

Sep 18, 2007

16,187

3,651

113

• Oct 12, 2026

• #29

Try our LSU Special: Hot Yoga Lattes

 

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The Cooterpoot

Heisman

Sep 29, 2022

7,529

13,190

113

• Oct 12, 2026

• #30

Bayou a new coach because yours has a red stick

 

NWADawg

Senior

May 4, 2016

1,247

760

113

• Oct 12, 2026

• #31

It's smack those kitties week.

 

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MagnoliaHunter

All-Conference

Jan 23, 2007

1,846

1,555

113

• Oct 12, 2026

• #32

NWADawg said:

It's smack those kitties week.

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Let's just say I misread your post, and thought that doesn't make sense here, but I'm all for smacking them.

 

OopsICroomedmypants

All-Conference

Sep 29, 2022

2,443

3,451

113

• Oct 12, 2026

• #33

Puckett, two tears in a bucket!

 

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o_Bud1991

Redshirt

Sep 6, 2024

21

20

3

• Oct 12, 2026

• #34

$91 million ain't what it used to be

 

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Drebin

Heisman

Aug 22, 2012

22,715

28,009

113

• Oct 12, 2026

• #35

Red Stick: it's not just a town in Louisiana. Right, Lane?

 

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Beretta.sixpack

Senior

Oct 29, 2009

2,720

598

113

• Oct 12, 2026

• #36

"Just imagine if YOU had NFL players"

 

dorndawg

Heisman

Sep 10, 2012

9,399

10,807

113

• Oct 12, 2026

• #37

Hey Lane, these Dogs don't love you either.

#RememberJuice

 

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Dawg Raid

All-Conference

Jun 14, 2021

755

1,310

92

• Oct 12, 2026

• #38

#godisgood #godsplan #godspeed #blessed

 

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MSUDC11-2.0

Heisman

Sep 29, 2022

11,043

17,869

113

• Oct 12, 2026

• #39

Lane, we get it, we would’ve ditched those people too.

 

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Predestined

Senior

Dec 5, 2008

2,656

589

113

• Oct 12, 2026

• #40

Get up early cajuns, brush your tooth, and come watch the dogs!