What’s your best Jeff Lebby jokes?

TerzaghiDawg · Sunday at 7:11 PM

1. Jeff Lebby doesn’t coach football. He just hosts weekly public executions of Mississippi State’s dignity.

2. At this point the only thing standing between Jeff Lebby and the door is the buyout. And even that is starting to look like a bargain.

3. Watching Lebby’s offense right now is like watching someone try to parallel park a boat. A lot of effort, zero progress, and everyone involved is stressed.

4. At this point the only thing Jeff Lebby has successfully recruited is disappointment. And it’s flourishing.

That’s all I got.

HumpDawgy · Sunday at 7:14 PM

Knock knock
Who is there?
Not Jeff Lebby.

MaxwellSmart · Sunday at 7:17 PM

I watched it Saturday night.

Bullldawg78 · Sunday at 7:18 PM

Lebby and Selmon go to counseling appointment, Selmon completely wrapped in saran wrap counselor says, sir I can clearly see you're nuts!

HotMop · Sunday at 7:21 PM

His offense.

Drebin · Sunday at 7:27 PM

TerzaghiDawg said:
1. Jeff Lebby doesn’t coach football. He just hosts weekly public executions of Mississippi State’s dignity.

2. At this point the only thing standing between Jeff Lebby and the door is the buyout. And even that is starting to look like a bargain.

3. Watching Lebby’s offense right now is like watching someone try to parallel park a boat. A lot of effort, zero progress, and everyone involved is stressed.

4. At this point the only thing Jeff Lebby has successfully recruited is disappointment. And it’s flourishing.

That’s all I got.

T-TownDawgg · Sunday at 7:34 PM

Jeff Lebby walks into a bar and starts talking football to the bartender.

Bartender says, “I’m calling you a cab, you’ve been over-served.”

hdogg · Sunday at 7:36 PM

How many fat guys does it take to 17 the entire msu fan base? One... jeff lebby

OG Goat Holder · Sunday at 7:37 PM

T-TownDawgg said:
Jeff Lebby walks into a bar and starts talking football to the bartender.

Bartender says, “I’m calling you a cab, you’ve been over-served.”

That’s about as funny as a screen door on a submarine

Baddog11 · Sunday at 7:38 PM

Chad Morris 2.0

Baddog11 · Sunday at 7:40 PM

What does Miss State do after losing their head coach to heart attack?
Go and hire the fattest, most unhealthiest candidate available.

Puppers · Sunday at 7:44 PM

What do you call a football coach who, after 3 seasons, has never won a game in the month of October?

Jeff Lebby

BossDawg78 · Sunday at 7:48 PM

Why did coach Lebby cross the road?

He didn't because he's a moronic stupid damned dumb dumba$$ lazy idiotic moron dip$#!t idiot with no damn clue what in the damned hell he is damn doing like a stupid braindead lazy dumba$$.

Baddog11 · Sunday at 7:51 PM

BossDawg78 said:
Why did coach Lebby cross the road?

He didn't because he's a moronic stupid damned dumb dumba$$ lazy idiotic moron dip$#!t idiot with no damn clue what in the damned hell he is damn doing like a stupid braindead lazy dumba$$.

Or as the old timers say ,

“he don’t even know where he shiit last “

UpTheMiddlex3Punt · Sunday at 7:53 PM

Most of you making fat jokes about Lebby is the pot calling the kettle black. And Jeff Lebby would try to smoke that pot.

T-TownDawgg · Sunday at 8:04 PM

Zach Selmon straps Sly Croom into an electric chair. He says, "You're sentenced to death for gross coaching incompetence". He flips the switch, and nothing. Bewildered, he just tells Sly to just gett he hell outta here.

Next, he straps down Joe Moorhead. "You're sentenced to death for gross coaching incompetence". Flips the switch, and again, nothing. He angrily tells Joe to get the hell outta here.

"Get up here, Jeff" the AD demands.

Lebby looks at the chair and says, "You know, that thing's unplugged."

DawgatAuburn · Sunday at 8:09 PM

hdogg said:
How many fat guys does it take to 17 the entire msu fan base? One... jeff lebby

#blameHadad is trending

Hugh's Burner Phone · Sunday at 9:04 PM

What does Jeff Lebby and a loan have in common?

The longer they're around the amount of interest you have every month keeps going down.

The Peeper · Monday at 11:40 AM

TerzaghiDawg said:
1. Jeff Lebby doesn’t coach football. He just hosts weekly public executions of Mississippi State’s dignity.

2. At this point the only thing standing between Jeff Lebby and the door is the buyout. And even that is starting to look like a bargain.

3. Watching Lebby’s offense right now is like watching someone try to parallel park a boat. A lot of effort, zero progress, and everyone involved is stressed.

4. At this point the only thing Jeff Lebby has successfully recruited is disappointment. And it’s flourishing.

That’s all I got.

11-23 record w/ 3 SEC wins in 3 seasons is no joking matter................................

Cancellerius · Monday at 11:58 AM

If missed layups are bricks, and ducks are bricklayers, we got too many quacks in the organization.

HumpDawgy · Monday at 12:15 PM

Jeff Lebby is the best offensive lineman on his team.

LOTRGOTDAWGFAN · Monday at 12:21 PM

Called3rdstrikedawg · Monday at 12:49 PM

The Jeff Lebby joke is ON US!

RiceDawg · Monday at 12:53 PM

he blew a 17 point lead twice in the same game....in the same quarter

ZombieKissinger · Monday at 12:55 PM

Lebby picked up weed to mask his munchies addiction

dorndawg · Monday at 1:27 PM

thekimmer · Monday at 1:56 PM

Jeff Lebby IS a joke.

skipperDawg · Monday at 2:03 PM

How is a coached Jeff Lebby team and getting a BJ similar..

you don’t want to look

skip dog · Monday at 2:04 PM

Lebby looks as though he has lost weight

dorndawg · Monday at 2:06 PM

thekimmer · Monday at 2:16 PM

Jeff Lebby was at OCH with two badly burned ears. When asked what happened. He said he was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and he absent mindedly put the hot iron to his ear. The doc said well that explains one ear, what about the other? Lebby said well, I had to call for help.

Lebby was so distraught over the commodores beating his team that he tried to blow up the vandy bus. Burned his mouth on the tailpipe. Then he decided to use dynamite and threw a stick through an open window. They lit it and threw it back. Luckily it went off next to his head and didn't do any damage.

PhredPhantom · Monday at 2:33 PM

BREAKING NEWS:
MSU Bulldog football practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field.

Jeff Lebby immediately suspended practice and called the police.

After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line.

Practice resumed once officials determined the Bulldogs were unlikely to see it again this season.

Wesson Bulldog · Monday at 3:52 PM

Lebby wrecked em, damn near killed em

thekimmer · Tuesday at 12:31 PM

Jeff Lebby's team recovered a fumble on their opponent's 10 yard line right before half time. A car drove by and backfired and the other team thought that it was the gun signaling the end of the half and the entire defense ran off the field into the dressing room. Lebby's team did score but they had to go for it on 4th down.

aTotal360 · Tuesday at 12:47 PM

Blowtime

dgsmith15 · Tuesday at 12:52 PM

What do Jeff Lebby and a fart have in common?

They both stink.

dorndawg · Tuesday at 1:18 PM

dgsmith15 said:
What do Jeff Lebby and a fart have in common?

They both stink.

Add in stadium cups and Joe Lee's D when his corners suck, and you've got yourself a nice little Friday 4 play here

The Cooterpoot · Tuesday at 2:20 PM

If we slide Dickert in, it's going to be nuts!

MagicDawg · Tuesday at 2:30 PM

In the latest blow to Republicans in Congress, they've all been given tickets to the Auburn-Mississippi State game on Saturday.

randystewart · Tuesday at 3:01 PM

Three friends are talking:
1st one says: "I think I am the fastest guy in the whole world." He trains for 2 months, sends in the video with official time to Guinness Book of World Records. After about a month a letter arrives in the mail, he opens it and says "BOOM, fastest guy in the world!"
2nd guy says: "I think I can jump higher than anyone else in the world." He trains for 2 months, sends in his video to the Guinness Book of World Records. After about a month a letter arrives in the mail, he opens it and says "BOOM, highest jumper in the world!"
3rd guy says: "I think I am the dumbest football coach in the whole world." He coaches for 2 seasons, sends his record and video of his decision making to the Guinness Book of World Records. After about a month a letter arrives in the mail, he opens it, reads slowly as the expression drops off of his face and says "who the hell is Jeff Lebby?"

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