This is what a cuckold husband feels like after the couples therapy didn't work.

Son_Of_Saul

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Wife promised change.
She even got those tattoos removed.
Her eyes have even been changing slowly, away from that distant "thousand salami stare" she had when you first met her.
She even started reading books by Lysa TerKeurst.
She joined the ladies Bible study and has two older female mentors who have really been helping her "take it to God."
She went deep into counseling, analyzing her absentee father and her inability to pair bond as a result of her promiscuous past.
She has been working through it all. Even gave up her gym membership due to the last "entanglement."

And then you went out of town one weekend.
You left her alone with the kids.
The kids were sent to a friend's house without your knowledge.
And then it happens.
She meets up with the guy from the gym.
The older personal trainer with the weird face that somehow faintly reminds her of her father.
Now she's got two new STIs for you to deal with in addition to the burn thingy she gave you the last time she met up with a guy from Tinder.

The only question at this point is why are you still with her?
 
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Wife promised change.
She even got those tattoos removed.
Her eyes have even been changing slowly, away from that distant "thousand salami stare" she had when you first met her.
She even started reading books by Lysa TerKeurst.
She joined the ladies Bible study and has two older female mentors who have really been helping her "take it to God."
She went deep into counseling, analyzing her absentee father and her inability to peer bond as a result of her promiscuous past.
She has been working through it all. Even gave up her gym membsership due to the last "entanglement."

And then you went out of town one weekend.
You left her alone with the kids.
The kids were sent to a friend's house without your knowledge.
And then it happens.
She meets up with the guy from the gym.
The older personal trainer with the weird face that somehow faintly reminds her of her father.
Now she's got two new STIs for you to deal with in addition to the burn thingy she gave you the last time she met up with a guy from Tinder.

The only question at this point is why are you still with her?
Definately feeling the ole Burn Thingy right now
 
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Damage_inc

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Wife promised change.
She even got those tattoos removed.
Her eyes have even been changing slowly, away from that distant "thousand salami stare" she had when you first met her.
She even started reading books by Lysa TerKeurst.
She joined the ladies Bible study and has two older female mentors who have really been helping her "take it to God."
She went deep into counseling, analyzing her absentee father and her inability to peer bond as a result of her promiscuous past.
She has been working through it all. Even gave up her gym membsership due to the last "entanglement."

And then you went out of town one weekend.
You left her alone with the kids.
The kids were sent to a friend's house without your knowledge.
And then it happens.
She meets up with the guy from the gym.
The older personal trainer with the weird face that somehow faintly reminds her of her father.
Now she's got two new STIs for you to deal with in addition to the burn thingy she gave you the last time she met up with a guy from Tinder.

The only question at this point is why are you still with her?
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I've never been cheated on, but if I had I bet I'd make the same post on a basketball message board too.
 

R.O.T.Muckinfush

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Wife promised change.
She even got those tattoos removed.
Her eyes have even been changing slowly, away from that distant "thousand salami stare" she had when you first met her.
She even started reading books by Lysa TerKeurst.
She joined the ladies Bible study and has two older female mentors who have really been helping her "take it to God."
She went deep into counseling, analyzing her absentee father and her inability to peer bond as a result of her promiscuous past.
She has been working through it all. Even gave up her gym membsership due to the last "entanglement."

And then you went out of town one weekend.
You left her alone with the kids.
The kids were sent to a friend's house without your knowledge.
And then it happens.
She meets up with the guy from the gym.
The older personal trainer with the weird face that somehow faintly reminds her of her father.
Now she's got two new STIs for you to deal with in addition to the burn thingy she gave you the last time she met up with a guy from Tinder.

The only question at this point is why are you still with her?
To answer your question at the end its the kids, always the kids... "50/50" custody means every other weekend and every other major holiday for men and random dudes she is banging standing in for daddy. Sad but thats how it works.
 
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