This is what a cuckold husband feels like after the couples therapy didn't work.

Son_Of_Saul said:

Wife promised change.
She even got those tattoos removed.
Her eyes have even been changing slowly, away from that distant "thousand salami stare" she had when you first met her.
She even started reading books by Lysa TerKeurst.
She joined the ladies Bible study and has two older female mentors who have really been helping her "take it to God."
She went deep into counseling, analyzing her absentee father and her inability to peer bond as a result of her promiscuous past.
She has been working through it all. Even gave up her gym membsership due to the last "entanglement."

And then you went out of town one weekend.
You left her alone with the kids.
The kids were sent to a friend's house without your knowledge.
And then it happens.
She meets up with the guy from the gym.
The older personal trainer with the weird face that somehow faintly reminds her of her father.
Now she's got two new STIs for you to deal with in addition to the burn thingy she gave you the last time she met up with a guy from Tinder.

The only question at this point is why are you still with her?

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Son_Of_Saul said:

Wife promised change.
She even got those tattoos removed.
Her eyes have even been changing slowly, away from that distant "thousand salami stare" she had when you first met her.
She even started reading books by Lysa TerKeurst.
She joined the ladies Bible study and has two older female mentors who have really been helping her "take it to God."
She went deep into counseling, analyzing her absentee father and her inability to peer bond as a result of her promiscuous past.
She has been working through it all. Even gave up her gym membsership due to the last "entanglement."

And then you went out of town one weekend.
You left her alone with the kids.
The kids were sent to a friend's house without your knowledge.
And then it happens.
She meets up with the guy from the gym.
The older personal trainer with the weird face that somehow faintly reminds her of her father.
Now she's got two new STIs for you to deal with in addition to the burn thingy she gave you the last time she met up with a guy from Tinder.

The only question at this point is why are you still with her?

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Son_Of_Saul said:

Wife promised change.
She even got those tattoos removed.
Her eyes have even been changing slowly, away from that distant "thousand salami stare" she had when you first met her.
She even started reading books by Lysa TerKeurst.
She joined the ladies Bible study and has two older female mentors who have really been helping her "take it to God."
She went deep into counseling, analyzing her absentee father and her inability to peer bond as a result of her promiscuous past.
She has been working through it all. Even gave up her gym membsership due to the last "entanglement."

And then you went out of town one weekend.
You left her alone with the kids.
The kids were sent to a friend's house without your knowledge.
And then it happens.
She meets up with the guy from the gym.
The older personal trainer with the weird face that somehow faintly reminds her of her father.
Now she's got two new STIs for you to deal with in addition to the burn thingy she gave you the last time she met up with a guy from Tinder.

The only question at this point is why are you still with her?

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