That’s great! Something else we can tease them about! Maybe we should make a “Weird Al” version of Jukebox Hero, but with Round-One Hero lyrics!
Here’s my best attempt:
First Round Hero lyrics
Won his first round match with a sudden victory,
But that was hours ago, seems like ancient history.
in the BJC, with his head held low,
Couldn’t win the quarters, lost that victory glow.
Made it to the quarters against a Lion with a bye,
Seven minutes gone in the blink of an eye,
Kept backing away, got two stall calls,
Gave up three points to a neeear-fall,
The final buzzer sounds, dejected he sat,
His opponent’s hand raised In the center of the mat.
Now he needs to keep a stallin’
He just can’t stop
Gotta keep on stallin’
That Hawkeye will never be on top,
He’s a first-round hero (got tears in his eyes),
First-round hero (tears in his eyes),
Got a stall warning (first-round hero, tears in his eyes),
To the consolation round tonight!