2026 USC Trojan Haiku Thread

Knight Shift · Saturday at 10:01 PM

Trojans are condoms
Fitting, their fans are diickheads
Expect ugly loss

RUforester72 · Monday at 11:35 AM

Trojans comes to town.
Embarrassment continues.
Hope no one gets hurt.

Knight Shift · Monday at 12:09 PM

For Trojans offense
Need prophylactic defense
Without any leaks

SHUSource · Monday at 12:14 PM

It is quite likely
That the U.S.C. Trojan
Enz Schiano's year

SHUSource · Monday at 12:22 PM

The great Men of Troy
Include eight Heisman winners
But one was O.J.

iReC89 · Monday at 12:34 PM

Horse hits the portal
Trogans win, seize Piscataway
The Odyssey ends?

Knight Shift · Monday at 12:36 PM

SHUSource said:
It is quite likely
That the U.S.C. Trojan
Enz Schiano's year

I see what you did
Greg needs rubber to hit road
And not make a mess

Knight Shift · Monday at 12:37 PM

SHUSource said:
The great Men of Troy
Include eight Heisman winners
But one was O.J.

If you asked OJ
He said he did not do it
A killer excuse

SHUSource · Monday at 12:38 PM

Southern Cal's colors
Are S.C. Card'nal and Gold
Schiano's last win feels old

Knight Shift · Monday at 12:39 PM

No more look alikes
Football season is over
One and eleven

Doctor Worm · Monday at 1:05 PM

Overrated school
The U. of Spoiled Children
Good at football though

SHUSource · Monday at 1:45 PM

Lincoln Riley shares
A name with Honest Abe, not
The eldest Brady Bunch kid

SHUSource · Monday at 1:49 PM

If there aren't many
People at the game, S.C.
Should feel right at home

SHUSource · Monday at 1:51 PM

Fan int'rest is down
Hopes for the future are high
So is the price of parking

SHUSource · Monday at 1:54 PM

Brian Kelly is
A lot like Greg Schiano
Without his personal charm

Haiku575 · Monday at 2:53 PM

Open Saturdays
Maybe I'll work on golf game
New kind of Chopping

Knight Shift · Monday at 3:14 PM

I am opting out
Preparing for winter drafts
Much real wood to chop

Splitting and stacking
If my tickets do not sell
Kindling for wood stove

Knight Shift · Monday at 4:13 PM

Here is a game plan
The Trojan horse formation
Sack the stunned Trojans

RU Jeep · Monday at 4:27 PM

Saturday at noon
Drive, park, set up and tailgate
Highlight of the day

NewJerseyGuy · Monday at 4:39 PM

Another trouncing

Even worse than the others

Greg, please leave quickly

RUforester72 · 2026-09-15T10:53:31-0500

I hate to say it
Looks like a one win season
If we beat Howard

I hope I am wrong
Hope is not a strategy
I hope I am wrong