Adult Rhesus monkey captured in eastern Kentucky

[CastleRubric]

There's an island near Beaufort, SC named Morgan Island that is full of these monkeys as part of a study.

As you approach by boat, you can see them moving around in the trees and as you get really close, they start losing their minds and beating the **** out of each other/throwing stuff.

There have been genetic tests with animals that are just beyond weird
Does anyone remember the London lab that got raided about 5-6 years ago?

There's a place in North Metro ATL where the CDC has animals in a fenced off compound just outside of a suburban neighborhood -- Lawrenceville area


Truth is stranger than fiction

 

[RacerX.ksr]

BREAKING NEWS: Monkey has self identified as a human and is now being given an apartment, phone, medical care, and will be given a free education starting in the spring semester.

 

[Get Buckets]

BREAKING NEWS: Monkey has self identified as a human and is now being given an apartment, phone, medical care, and will be given a free education starting in the spring semester.

Eku I'm guessing?

 

[General Bland]

It'll be speaking in prime time at the Republican Convention this year. Taking the empty chair's spot.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

It'll be speaking in prime time at the Republican Convention this year. Taking the empty chair's spot.

Ya see, try to keep it real and someone always has to play the hyperbole card.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

BREAKING NEWS: Monkey has self identified as a human and is now being given an apartment, phone, medical care, and will be given a free education starting in the spring semester.

What we need is a giant wall to keep them out, and to make the monkeys pay for it. Let's make Bath county great again.

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

A monkey will beat your ***. Think about it...they can scale a tree in seconds using nothing but their arm strength. I fought one back in the 80s. He had me in a choke hold and I was about to go out when I reached behind and got a big hand of monkey nuts and squeezed. Normally Im not a dirty fighter but I wasnt letting that hairy sumbitch punk me out with chicks watching.

 

[-LEK-]

When a monkey grins he is not happy he is anxious and about to attack you. Carry this with you in your world travels. It may save your life some day.

The key is to stare at them directly in the eyes and grin as widely as possible, so that you show them all your teeth. I think beating on the chest also shows good communication skills.

 

[General Bland]

Urinate onto the ground with such fierceness that it splatters upon the threatening monkey just below the shins. It will take this as a sign of great power and retreat hastily so long as you do not smack your lips as if you are going to eat all the bananas in the adjoining trees.

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

Monkeys are all offense and cant take a punch. Oh they are real badasses when they are smacking the crap out of you in some sneak attack from above, or when they jump on your back and bite off the lower portion of your ear lobe. Hit one with a pipe wrench and it takes all of the fight out of him. My advice is when traveling through primate infested areas ALWAYS carry a pipe wrench.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

Sticking your finger in its butt will defuse the situation. Then offer your own in return as a sign of submission and to demonstrate you are non-threatening.

 

[DSmith21]

Can't believe that it took so long to catch him...