Aggressive Rhesus monkeys escaped truck in MS

[bayrooster]

"The monkeys are approximately 40 lbs, they are aggressive to humans and require PPE to handle. The monkeys carry hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID."


One was still on the lam when that tweet went out.

 

[USCEE82]

Anybody going to Oxford this weekend?

 

[92Pony]

Can they block and play OL?

 

[Sweetwatergolf]

Can they block and play OL?

I was thinking same

 

[HI Cock1]

Escaped from a Chinese Lab.

 

[AngloCock]

As long as they don't start flying like the Wizard of Oz. Don't mind monkey disease that kills the world...just don't want the flying ones.

 

[SouthernBelly]

92 & Sweatwater asking the real questions.

 

[Legal_fowl]

Not going to Oxford.

Why would they give that combination of diseases to a monkey? Surely they didn't just contract those viruses in their cages.

 

[Dabo's Weenie]

"The monkeys are approximately 40 lbs, they are aggressive to humans and require PPE to handle. The monkeys carry hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID."


One was still on the lam when that tweet went out.

Potato, potahto.

You say, "Aggressive Rhesus monkeys with hep C, herpes and Covid".

I say, "Clemson cheerleaders".

 

[Gamecock Jacque]

Potato, potahto.

You say, "Aggressive Rhesus monkeys with hep C, herpes and Covid".

I say, "Clemson cheerleaders".

Glad I used a condom.

 

[Dabo's Weenie]

Glad I used a condom.

I'm not gonna ask why you needed it... or what you used it for.

 

[bayrooster]

For anyone who needed closure to this story, a Mississippi mom capped the last of the escaped monkeys in her back yard.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/mississippi-mom-says-she-shot-killed-at-large-monkey-protect-her-children

 

[SouthernBelly]

I'm not gonna ask why you needed it... or what you used it for.

No no. Jacque, please elaborate.

 

[Gamecock Jacque]

No no. Jacque, please elaborate.

I better not.

 

[SouthernBelly]

I better not.

Fair enough.

 

[Dabo's Weenie]

I better not.

Discretion is the better part of valor.

 

[JohnnySolo]

Dated 2 girls from clemson. Definitely weren't monkeys, but everyone else around there was.

 

[Dabo's Weenie]

Dated 2 girls from clemson. Definitely weren't monkeys, but everyone else around there was.

If they were from Clem's Son and weren't monkeys then they had to be orangutans. Any other primate is too attractive.

 

[JohnnySolo]

You can hate on Clem all you want but there are fine girls there. 2 girls I dated were blazers too.

 

[Dabo's Weenie]

You can hate on Clem all you want but there are fine girls there. 2 girls I dated were blazers too.

All I know is that ones man's trash is another man's treasure.

One of them didn't happen to have the last name of Bowden, did she? I may or may not have seen a picture of her online some years ago.