Ahem...if I may pull a Coach34...

[dawgstudent]

you take out SE Louisiana's 70 yd pass play in the 4th quarter, we held them to 78 yards total offense for the game. I don't care who you are playing, that is outstanding.

 

[dawgstudent]

you take out SE Louisiana's 70 yd pass play in the 4th quarter, we held them to 78 yards total offense for the game. I don't care who you are playing, that is outstanding.

 

[squirldawg]

it calms my fears that we would miss Ellis Johnson this year. I am ready for next Saturday.

 

[Todd4State]

That was in garbage time, so I think it's perfectly legit to not count stats after the third quarter in this instance.

A thirty yard run in the middle of a competitive game, not so much.

 

[dawgstudent]

the D played well.

 

[bulldogbaja]

nt

 

[patdog]

From the middle of the 1st quarter till the middle of the 4th quarter, SE Louisiana had 9 drives, for a total of a negative 19 yards.

I give the offense a C+. They did what they were supposed to do and nothing more. The defense gets an A though. Like you said, I don't care who they were playing, that's outstanding.

 

[BriantheDawg]

Oh, my bad. I thought you said 'take a coach34'...

 

[dawgstudent]

Pulling a Coach 34 could be construed as giving a tug on the one eyed snake.

 

[cowbell9]

nm

 

[Coach34]

you guys are about as funny as calculus class

 

[Croomp]

From the middle of the 1st quarter till the middle of the 4th quarter, SE Louisiana had 9 drives, for a total of a negative 19 yards.

Cheese should just take over offense. his defense is gaining yards...

 

[cowbell9]

nm

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

thought you had a little problem with math!

 

[HD6]

as the geography class you taught. I mean, I know I would have been laughing.

 

[Coach34]

as the geography class you taught. I mean, I know I would have been laughing.

Since I got tons of fat jokes, I would have told you to wipe that pepperoni off your face the first day of class and then asked you not to sweat gravy on my worksheets

 

[Brutius]

poopoo

 

[patdog]

Cheese should just take over offense. his defense is gaining yards...

Cheese sucks. An Ellis Johnson defense would be scoring points. We miss him real bad. <sarcasm>

 

[Coach34]

I made alot of fun of men in the Democratic party like Hillary Clinton

 

[Brutius]

You have to make fun of others to mask your own ignorance. Just tell us, did you teach the class that there were only 6 continents?

 

[Coach34]

You have to make fun of others to mask your own ignorance. Just tell us, did you teach the class that there were only 6 continents?

6 continents, the earth is flat, Rome is the capital of the world, and Hitler was the greatest leader of the 20th century

 

[cowbell9]

....or Hussein in the White House.

 

[Mikoma]

we wouldn't miss Ellis Johnson. We need to get real. Improvement noted, yes, but let's don't get carried away until we get the Auburn final score.

 

[HD6]

I weighed all of 195 the day I graduated, I'm pretty sure we just would have looked at you funny.

 

[Coach34]

yuku