Alien Megastructure?

KingOfBBN

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hahaha I can already see a country bumpkin talking to an alien

"Man, you cain't poop out yer nipples son. You gay?"

Reminds me of this time in my rural hometown when I went to the one Chinese restaurant that existed. This poor Chinese guys had the unfortunate experience of being the only non white guys in town back in 1995.

I remember seeing this redneck talk to the Chinese cook and saying to him, "You knows karate?"
 

UKserialkiller

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Reminds me of this time in my rural hometown when I went to the one Chinese restaurant that existed. This poor Chinese guys had the unfortunate experience of being the only non white guys in town back in 1995.

I remember seeing this redneck talk to the Chinese cook and saying to him, "You knows karate?"
[laughing] I can only imagine.
 

-LEK-

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Reminds me of this time in my rural hometown when I went to the one Chinese restaurant that existed. This poor Chinese guys had the unfortunate experience of being the only non white guys in town back in 1995.

I remember seeing this redneck talk to the Chinese cook and saying to him, "You knows karate?"
How does everything come back to race with you? We're having a sweet alien *** conversation and you bring in race.
 

warrior-cat

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Is there enough raw materials on earth to build an object that is millions of miles in diameter?

Either they come from a giant planet, or multiple planets to get that much raw materials.

Maybe they can convert energy in solid materials, which means they are too smart for solar energy.

Maybe it's a space-station super 8 motel for the weary interstellar travelers or maybe a space age truck stop.
Would have been better if it was a Motel 6, we could have seen it better.
 

KentuckyStout

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I saw Elvis in a supermarket in Colorado back in the summer. He's lost a lot of weight and I could tell he dyes his hair.

Did you keep your cool and leave him be, maybe give him a knowing nod and keep walking? I think he's earned that IMO.
 

LadyCaytIL

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Couldn't it be a collision of planets and the impact pushed it closer to their star? If it is an alien structure which is always possible, then I highly doubt they used their planets resources to create it. If we could travel faster to make the trips worth it, getting our resources from the asteroid belt or even beyond pluto would be the way to go.
 

Blueisbest

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The Empire has finally assembled their Death Star. Just hope they don't point it in our direction.