Ancient Aliens

[KentuckyStout]

For those keeping score at home:

God? - no way no how no sir - that much we are sure of. Settled psyance! Aliens? - yes because the universe is HUGE and because math and stuff and we just can't rule it out and also princess Leia golden bikini and so on.

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

For those keeping score at home:

God? - no way no how no sir - that much we are sure of. Settled psyance! Aliens? - yes because the universe is HUGE and because math and stuff and we just can't rule it out and also princess Leia golden bikini and so on.

Somebody obviously didn't notice the US astronaut in the Mos Eisley cantina.

 

[DaBossIsBack]

For those keeping score at home:

God? - no way no how no sir - that much we are sure of. Settled psyance! Aliens? - yes because the universe is HUGE and because math and stuff and we just can't rule it out and also princess Leia golden bikini and so on.

Such an oversimplification. But par for the course.

 

[herodotus6]

For those keeping score at home:

God? - no way no how no sir - that much we are sure of. Settled psyance! Aliens? - yes because the universe is HUGE and because math and stuff and we just can't rule it out and also princess Leia golden bikini and so on.

Which is easier to think is possible?

Magical wizard from another dimension that is very jealous and has a strict set of rules to get to hang out with him when you die.

Or

With the same materials floating out there that made life here all over the place, it happened at least one more time in a big *** universe.

 

[d2atTech]

Which is easier to think is possible?

Magical wizard from another dimension that is very jealous and has a strict set of rules to get to hang out with him when you die.

Or

With the same materials floating out there that made life here all over the place, it happened at least one more time in a big *** universe.

But the magical wizard has an epic beard that gives him all his powers...

 

[UKserialkiller]

But the magical wizard has an epic beard that gives him all his powers...

and he's very fond of the Caucasians from the lands of Alabama, Mississippi, and Missouri.

 

[KentuckyStout]

Somebody obviously didn't notice the US astronaut in the Mos Eisley cantina.

pffft, this was clearly Russian Cosmonaut Valentina Vladimirovna at Mos Eisley.

 

[bluthruandthru]

Fine. Neither exist.

 

[herodotus6]

But the magical wizard has an epic beard that gives him all his powers...

So God is Epic Beard Man?

 

[KentuckyStout]

Such an oversimplification. But par for the course.

Yeah, break it down for us professor.

 

[KentuckyStout]

Which is easier to think is possible?

Magical wizard from another dimension that is very jealous and has a strict set of rules to get to hang out with him when you die.

Or

With the same materials floating out there that made life here all over the place, it happened at least one more time in a big *** universe.

Wait, these are your only two choices?

That's like having to choose between Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump.

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

Wait, these are your only two choices?

"Which is easier to think is possible", not "which is 100% accurate"

 

[herodotus6]

Wait, these are your only two choices?

That's like having to choose between Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump.

In a world where children are sometimes unfortunately dropped on their heads, you were clearly thrown at a wall. Repeatedly.

First of all, no, these aren't the only two options. For all we know a sentient rogue planet named Poliwollidoodealltheday roams the universe with the ability to do a planet's version of masturbation and spread the seed of life all over the universe on places that it sees fit. The possibilities are endless.

However, if you will go back to your post earlier in the thread, you claimed that we had decided that God didn't exist, but aliens did. I just did your own tactic of boiling things down to the bare minimum, and asked which is more possible.

So I ask again, Wizard from the sixth dimension, or a repeat event that's happened once in the universe?

Also, between Hilldog and Trump, who do you think is God? Just curious.

 

[KentuckyStout]

Sorry, I don't speak neck beard. Can you please get a friend to help you pull your head out of your un-lubed *** and form a coherent sentence?

Wizards!

Maybe stick to banging married chicks on cruise ships and getting sunburnt on vacation, lolz.

 

[herodotus6]

Sorry, I don't speak neck beard. Can you please get a friend to help you pull your head out of your un-lubed *** and form a coherent sentence?

Wizards!

Maybe stick to banging married chicks on cruise ships and getting sunburnt on vacation, lolz.

So Trump is God?

 

[bluthruandthru]

Maybe stick to banging married chicks on cruise ships and getting sunburnt on vacation, lolz.

 

[TortElvisII]

Can't we just all get along?

 

[herodotus6]

Can't we just all get along?

 

[Tinker Dan]

Wouldn't surprise me if he said that. Think about it, we can barely send a man to our own Moon. If advanced life of any kind were to pop up in the sky, they are already more advanced than we are by just being able to get here. If predatory, we are either screwed, or will be welcoming our new alien overlords.

If you are in the jungle and shine a light or make a bunch of noise, who comes looking for you?

I would bet a predator.

 

[KentuckyStout]

If you are in the jungle and shine a light or make a bunch of noise, who comes looking for you?

Bear Gryll comes looking for you and probably makes you drink your own urine.

 

[UKserialkiller]

New article out about the alien megastructure running it's own dyson Sphere.

Apparently it's getting more and more attention.......Hmmmmmmmmm

http://www.space.com/34303-alien-megastructure-star-strange-dimming-mystery.html

 

[thabigbluenation]

an advanced civilization super weapn death star that harvests a sun's energy. hmmm, where have we seen this before.

 

[UKserialkiller]

an advanced civilization super weapn death star that harvests a sun's energy. hmmm, where have we seen this before.

I think a guy who sounds like James Earl Jones also runs that thing too

 

[thabigbluenation]

I think a guy who sounds like James Earl Jones also runs that thing too

what else are ya going to sound like in space.

so basically when our smartest of the smart can't explain something, they turn to George Lucas or J.J. Abrams for an explanation. nice.

 

[Chuck79]

So EVERY astronaut, EVERY highly ranking "soldier," and EVERY policeman have reported seen a UFO?

That's a big old bag of false.

But it is easy to laugh and make fun of your posts, and it didn't take much 'actual research' to do so.

Obviously I don't mean every astronaut, cop etc. have claimed to see one. I meant he's going to discount every one of those highly respected people's experience

 

[Chuck79]

Hellyer? hahaha Guy has never seen an alien, but had some weird sighting that he couldn't explain and then took in 2nd hand knowledge to validate his thoughts. But he was Canadian high office. So I guess he's legit, right?

Before you call out people for "not believing". I am an Atheist and a definite believer in non Earth intelligence existence and have studied this topic thoroughly because I would hate to find out that the best that God could do is produce something as ****** as humans in an Universe that could produce infinite life forms. Yet, there are only a few videos that actually perk my interest. Sorry. As much as I am believer, there is not enough evidence to change my beliefs

I don't have any interest in changing your view. Just suggesting that not everyone who claims to see a ufo can be labeled as a lunatic,

 

[herodotus6]

I don't have any interest in changing your view. Just suggesting that not everyone who claims to see a ufo can be labeled as a lunatic,

Of course not. Almost all of us have seen a UFO. Guarantee at some point in your life you looked up in the sky and saw something floating around up there that you didn't know what it was. Hell, a cop in California once chased the planet Venus around the night sky thinking it was something in the air.

Those that see something in the air and play Jump to Conclusions to get to aliens, crazy until they show certified proof that we can see, touch, and test.

 

[TortElvisII]

New article out about the alien megastructure running it's own dyson Sphere.

Apparently it's getting more and more attention.......Hmmmmmmmmm

http://www.space.com/34303-alien-megastructure-star-strange-dimming-mystery.html

Best vacuum I ever bought.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I don't have any interest in changing your view. Just suggesting that not everyone who claims to see a ufo can be labeled as a lunatic,

The former Canadian Prime Minister is a terrible source. Did you even bother to read the rest of that? The part where I said I believe in non human intelligence? Or did the aliens make you illiterate?

 

[herodotus6]

The former Canadian Prime Minister is a terrible source. Did you even bother to read the rest of that? The part where I said I believe in non human intelligence? Or did the aliens make you illiterate?

It's that damned Wizard from Dimension 6.

 

[cat_chaser]

Just so we are clear - UFO's are real. There have been many, many reports from respected professionals and highly ranked individuals.

Howeva, UFO's piloted by aliens from a place far, far away are NOT real. Or at least not confirmed. Hope that helps some in this thread.

 

[UKserialkiller]

It's that damned Wizard from Dimension 6.

That alien with a scrotum for a chin?

 

[herodotus6]

That alien with a scrotum for a chin?

Scrotie McChinballs.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Scrotie McChinballs.

You should write a book

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

aliens aren't from outer space and thats why everyone looking e=wrong way. they live in hollow earth where its like the inside of a basketball and the core of the earth is their sun. whats cool is even though there is a sky i guess you still see land cause its reversed sphere thing. be weird just looking up and seeing if your neighbors husnans truck was coming down the road yet and knowing how much time you had to finish banging that quasi human sex machines tentacles against the kitchen table.

they sneak out of holes at night and kill cows in idaho so people will quit wandering around their cave portals. they also work with a demon race that operates the pacific ring of fire for power and to let off excess sun power down there so they don't all cook to death.

word is they are all pretty hot and doable and sex with these beings is something people like. so they have to hide on that account too.theyd be a total mongrel race in no time if they came rollin in to some horny ******** town who knew where they hid their portal doors to hollow earth ***** houses and stuff.

they don't believe in jesus or anything but still have christmas which is cool. and even though they love in hollow earth they have real fast flying car things we mistake for outer space vehicles. they go in the ocean too. there is holes there to sail into. they talk whale talk to confuse navy listening devices.

they have the same sex parts we got.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

this is a hollow earth dude, so be careful.

 

[KentuckyStout]

So now that we know there are definitely maybe hundreds of planets out there in the very large universe that have intelligent life on them - I wonder which planet developed life first. I wonder if, after climbing out of that primordial soup, sequencing their DNA and growing really big brains (it could happen) they stood around looking at one another asking

hay man do you think there is other life out there?

of course they is, the universe is huuuuge, man look at all them stars*



*the above conversation was translated into English to make it easier to understand. The actual conversation took place in an alien language not currently understood by humans.

 

[DaBossIsBack]

 

[herodotus6]

So now that we know there are definitely maybe hundreds of planets out there in the very large universe that have intelligent life on them - I wonder which planet developed life first. I wonder if, after climbing out of that primordial soup, sequencing their DNA and growing really big brains (it could happen) they stood around looking at one another asking

hay man do you think there is other life out there?

of course they is, the universe is huuuuge, man look at all them stars*



*the above conversation was translated into English to make it easier to understand. The actual conversation took place in an alien language not currently understood by humans.

Hey man, do you think God is real?

Haven't seen him, absolutely zero proof that he exists, but this book has me too scared to think he isn't real.

 

[d2atTech]

Hey man, do you think God is real?

Haven't seen him, absolutely zero proof that he exists, but this book has me too scared to think he isn't real.

if god is real, aliens are real. since, you know, god isn't an earthling.