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Has your poo been world record length?


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Rupp'sRunt

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Take a crap so big you think man that's gotta be a world record or at least the biggest **** of the day? I'm debating if I should call the Guinness book of world records to take my rightful throne. What say you paddock
 
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UKserialkiller

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Take a crap so big you think man that's gotta be a world record or at least the biggest **** of the day? I'm debating if I should call the Guinness book of world records to take my rightful throne. What say you paddock

Pics or GTFO

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DSmith21

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anon1760843510

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I worked at a boys camp in Brevard, NC one summer as part of the camp's maintenance crew. A kid clogged up a toilet with a turd too big to flush. One of the most amazing things I've ever seen. That kid must have not **** for a week. It had to hurt real bad I'm guessing.
 

UKserialkiller

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I worked at a boys camp in Brevard, NC one summer as part of the camp's maintenance crew. A kid clogged up a toilet with a turd too big to flush. One of the most amazing things I've ever seen. That kid must have not **** for a week. It had to hurt real bad I'm guessing.

I bet that thing was harder than a brick
 

Bill - Shy Cat

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Take a crap so big you think man that's gotta be a world record or at least the biggest **** of the day? I'm debating if I should call the Guinness book of world records to take my rightful throne. What say you paddock
Probably cheating, .... emergency situation. Took a dump while scuba diving. Monstrous turd drifted down to the thermal clime and just hung there like an ornament on a Christmas tree. Frightened all the fish. Humans are nasty mofo's.
 

Rupp'sRunt

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Probably cheating, .... emergency situation. Took a dump while scuba diving. Monstrous turd drifted down to the thermal clime and just hung there like an ornament on a Christmas tree. Frightened all the fish. Humans are nasty mofo's.
Did you feel the need to wipe or nah?
 

ZakkW

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Nope. But it is always a shame to have to flush one down that perfectly snakes the bowl.
 

KyCatFan1

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How about putting in the work to drop an epic deuce, but upon getting up to examine the battleground where you performed the seven labors of Hercules, there is nary a speck of brown to be had? This is known as a ghost poop, aka disappearing turd, tidy bowl, phantom feces, etc. I guess that sewer snake was in a hurry to get to Davy Jones' Locker.

In honor of this thread I give you these poopie pictures.