After 20 years I finally figured out the problem...............................
Anyone on here ever feel like their wife is Bi-Polar ?
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I'm going to take a shot in the dark here and say every married man ever?
I thought ever married male knew that to be a given.... think of it, if it weren't for certain features women would be like rabbits, we could kick them out of brush and shoot at them. LOL
Took you 20 years to figure out your wife is a woman? Sounds like a personal problem to me.
I call mine bipolar because she is insane. One minute yelling about something stupid minor detail, then the next minute singing along to some commercial jingle. Bitches be crazy.
There is not a more suitable place in the world than Papa Paddock's muscular, sturdy, cleanly shaven knee to release your troubled thoughts and to receive professional, lucid, and succinct advice to combat them.
We will require a photograph of the wife to begin the assessment.
We will require a photograph of the wife to begin the assessment.
The Fleshlight is about 1 or 2 iterations away from completely obliterating the female gender.
It's common knowledge that ladies love it when men shave their legs up to and including their knees. Smooth calves and shiny knees are an ancient recipe for flooded panties.
However....shave even a centimeter above the knee and, well, you're a gay.
I can't imagine how stupid I would look with hair shorts. So the ladies actually like this?
The more luxurious / full the upper leg hair, the hotter they get. Bonus points for knee hang-over.
Remember....the height of the root of the hair on the leg is the key. Go above the knee with the razor and you might as well be Kevin Spacey.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Remember....the height of the root of the hair on the leg is the key. Go above the knee with the razor and you might as well be Kevin Spacey.
Don't shoot the messenger.
I can only imagine the drama that OP deals with. If I have a client that is BPD/Bi-Polar, I'm trying as quickly as hell to get rid of them.
Absolute nightmare.
Absolute nightmare.
My wife is not bi-polar. That is me. She is OCD. Could also stand for Obsessive Cleanliness Disorder. Only place in my entire house I can feel complete free is in my "office". Otherwise it is hell to pay for anything less than perfectly in order. Still, I love her no end. I'll live with it. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
My wife's moods are affected by the moon, tides, estrogen, cycle, wind, breathing, my presence, noise, doing anything slightly productive, cooking, quiet, driving, any music not ******, and pollen.
But other than that, she's a rock.
But other than that, she's a rock.
If you were to pole her properly every now and then, a lot of your problems would disappear. Just sayin...
A woman's ability to cast aside objectivity or logic and operate solely on emotion or a 'hunch' at any given time, with no recognizable pattern of when such incidents may occur and therefore be predicted and prepared for, is endlessly fascinating to me.
I'm convinced that the first person to truly quantify and predict the machinations of Quantum Physics will nearly simultaneously become the first person to understand women and will be celebrated more for the latter than the former accomplishment.
I'm convinced that the first person to truly quantify and predict the machinations of Quantum Physics will nearly simultaneously become the first person to understand women and will be celebrated more for the latter than the former accomplishment.
My wife has never pushed a mower, has rarely painted anything larger than a end table. She has never wired anything electrically, done any plumbing (can't even plunge a toilet), I could go on and on. In spite of these deficiencies, she can tell me how wrong I am doing it when performing one of these acts.
I'll give her credit, she is money when it comes to computers. Of course I always thank her when she fixes them, and never tell her she is doing it wrong. I am crazy that way.
I'll give her credit, she is money when it comes to computers. Of course I always thank her when she fixes them, and never tell her she is doing it wrong. I am crazy that way.
It's not my wife's fault. You see, there are some things that I never do. NEVER! And then there are some things that I always do. ALWAYS! If I would only try harder or less things would be better or worse, believe it or not.
Wedding cake attacks neurons inside of the ****** which slowly affect the brain
There is a magic button on the back wall of the ****** that resets a womans sanity
Push this button and their behavior improves
This technique does not apply to women with a lazy eye, 3 nipples or 6 fingers.
QFT. I have often told her if only Tiger Woods could hear her words of wisdom, he could instantly regain his championship status, if only Netanyahu and Obama could consult with her, the Israel and West Bank would be a non issue. Not having one iota of experience or knowing a thing about the subject matter is no impediment to being an acclaimed world expert at any number of topics from the wife's point of view. For one thing, if the husband is the actor or the speaker, he must be wrong, therefore that eliminates a great deal of uncertainty right there.
I bet your client is incredibly needy and a chronic overthinker right? By the way, love the Kemper av Willy, haha.
hahahahahaha, absolutely.
Love Kemper's quote. "The first pretty girl I see tonight is going to die"
In the history of turning the tables, one othe only times being an ugly girl paid off.
...ugly chicks 1 - hot chicks 0.