Ask Pokenmike1 a question, 2015

[Pokenmike1]

Howdy ole comprades. What's shakin?

Anywho, no one on here has asked me a question in soome time. Ask me somethin.

Pistols firing,

Pokenmike1

 

[RealTUTypical]

What were you doing to that poor reindeer at Bedlam?

 

[barrister1602]

No question from me. But your mom wanted me to remind you to pull out of that deer. She doesn't want anymore granddeer.

 

[Gmoney4WW]

Didn't u mean grandfawns?

 

[bluegold70]

i don't think there is much danger of that buck having a fawn....he ain't called pokenmike for nothin.......

nuke the pokers!!!!

 

[TU Sepp]

What were you doing to that poor reindeer at Bedlam?

Well, we have to remember how last year Pokenmike1 was banned from the sheep farms...
I guess you could call this good ol' aggie en-jun-new-ity1!!!

 

[AvsRick]

is that really him? I saw that dude during bedlam and was embarrassed for poke fans...again.

 

[Pokenmike1]

Sorry fellas, my cricket internet got cut off. Had to sell some plasma to get it back on. And it's hard to sell plasma when you have lyme disease. I had to go some place that the doods at Tally's told me to go to.

Because, as shown by my uncle brother in the photos above, LYME DISEASE IS THE NUMBER ONE STD IN STILLWATER.

Pistols firing,

Pokenmike1

 

[Pokenmike1]

What were you doing to that poor reindeer at Bedlam?

That was my uncle brother. Goes by T'Boondoggle. He gets ***** slapped by wealthier oilmen.

Pistols firing,

Pokenmike1

 

[Pokenmike1]

No question from me. But your mom wanted me to remind you to pull out of that deer. She doesn't want anymore granddeer.

Seriously, you hit my mom? Lyme disease is bad, but you want cholera? Tell her hi and that she needs to give me my teeth back.

Ewwwwwweeeeee.

Pistols firing,

Pokenmike1

 

[Pokenmike1]

is that really him? I saw that dude during bedlam and was embarrassed for poke fans...again.

Is that really who? That's my uncle brother. Though some people think it's OSUJustin. I think it was just Pat Jones' intern on location. And by location, I mean the deer's butt.

Pistols firing,

Pokenmike1

PS Robert Allen is eating Arby's while reading this. They have the meats. Including deer butt.

 

[jesterondirt]

Nm

 

[Pokenmike1]

Nm

What does the deer saaaayyyy???

Pistols firing,

Pokenmike1

 

[TU 1978]

Is it true that with Oklahoma A&M beginning their sheep cloning experiments that there will be an abundance of sheep available for freshman students next year?