Back by underwhelming unpopular demand - The Worst Christmas SONG (not necessarily a traditional Carol) Thread

[Tskware]

I like Springsteen, sorry, I know that offends many on this site (not that I particularly give a damn) . . . but if I hear Bruce and the E Streeters version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" one more time on the radio I think I will tear the knobs off the dashboard.

Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas" is a very close second, for the record.

Now, have at it . . .

 

[WildcatFan1982]

Christmas Shoes

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

If we are honest, Christmas songs are almost universally horrible.

 

[cole854]

If we are honest, Christmas songs are almost universally horrible.

No, actually they aren't. There are many that have stood the test of time, and others that haven't.

 

[cole854]

We don't need a Christmas album from every single country artist, especially the new bro country clones.

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

UKO, do you ever get tired of being wrong?

 

[TortElvisII]

 

[Ron Mehico]

“Simply having a wonderful Christmas time” can EAD

 

[TortElvisII]

“Simply having a wonderful Christmas time” can EAD

I saw something that said McCartney had made 15 million off of that song.

 

[LineSkiCat14]

Can't stand John Lennon's depressing take on Christmas.

Figures that song would come from him..

 

[Tannerdad]

Easy

It’s a tie between Feliz Navidad and Wonderful Christmas Time

 

[TortElvisII]

If we are honest, Christmas songs are almost universally horrible.

Yeah, Nat King Cole sucks... Next.

 

[JDHoss]

If we are honest, Christmas songs are almost universally horrible.

Unless they're covered by Gary Hoey...

 

[funKYcat75]

Madonna’s version of Santa Baby is ear-bleedingly terrible. Other than that, I’m good with about every song.

Also, most songs mentioned, including mine, are not carols.

 

[AFKY_Blue_RedsBengals]

Commercials using Christmas music starting before Halloween as well.

 

[TortElvisII]

Madonna’s version of Santa Baby is ear-bleedingly terrible. Other than that, I’m good with about every song.

Also, most songs mentioned, including mine, are not carols.

What is considered a Christmas carol?


If we take the dictionary definition, Christmas carols are “traditional songs that are sung just before Christmas that celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.

So even the 12 Days of Christmas can't make this list.

I would have a difficult time picking a carol I do not like.

 

[Tskware]

OK, for all you insufferable hypertechnical lawyer wanna bes, I changed the title to Christmas Songs (not Carols). Satisfied?

 

[rudd1]

-not sure about worst...but this is the best:

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

“Simply having a wonderful Christmas time” can EAD

This is in the running for worst song of all time, to be honest.

 

[warrior-cat]

Easy

It’s a tie between Feliz Navidad and Wonderful Christmas Time

Beat me to it. Add Jingle Bell Rock to that.

 

[warrior-cat]

This one is growing on me.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

 

[812scottj]

My favorite

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

I’ve always hated “Little Drummer Boy” and “12 Days Of Christmas”.

Conversely, I have a newfound appreciation for “Happy Holidays” song. Ever since certain groups started pretending to be persecuted by a supposed war on Christmas, and claiming that they’re no longer allowed to say Merry Christmas. It makes me chuckle.

 

[812scottj]

 

[812scottj]

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

This hot tune dropped on YouTube today. I actually subscribe to see what they come up with.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

"Last Christmas" is horrible as well

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

“Sleighride”. Nails on a Brillo pad.