My father didn't tell this LONG joke, but I heard it from an old man who was volunteering with me at the old Bank One Golf Classic at Kearney:
There was a piano player/composer who was trying to get his big break on Broadway. He finally got an audition with a show producer to play some of his music. The first thing he played completely wowed the producer, who said, "That was fantastic! I've never heard anything so beautiful! What do you call that piece?"
"That's one of my favorites. I call it 'F***ing You In the A**." The producer was shocked, and said, "Really? That's the title of that piece? Well, we can't use that. What else have you got?" The composer proceeded to play another tune, and this one was even better that the first. The producer was completely blown away at this point. "Wow, that was incredible. Please tell me it doesn't have a vulgar title like the last one."
"No, of course not," the composer replied. "I was particularly inspired on this one. It's called 'I Took a Sh*t On Your Car." Again, the producer was not happy with the title.
"Listen," the producer began, "I have to hire you, because your music is some of the best I've ever heard, but we can't use those titles. If you'd agree not to tell anyone what they're really called, you're hired." The composer agreed, and they began working on the show.
Several weeks later, the show opened and wowed its audience from the start. At intermission, the composer went to the bathroom. As he came out a lady stopped him and said, "Love your show, but do you know your fly's open and your d*ck is hanging out?"
"Know it? Hell, I wrote that song!"