Bad Ways to Die

[DSmith21]

Shark bite rips off the old hairy hot dog causing a heart attack and ultimately you bleed out. Other nominations?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rific-attack-tiger-shark-Brazilian-coast.html

 

[WildcatFan1982]

You could glue an open jar of rats to his face. Then blowtorch the other side of the jar, so the rats have to eat their way out threw his face

 

[AustinTXCat]

CNN and accompanying commercials on endless loop combined with sleep deprivation.

 

[DSmith21]

CNN and accompanying commercials on endless loop combined with sleep deprivation.

Was going for actual events but am willing to add hypotheticals.

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Wood chipper, friction, lava....just off the top of my head.

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

There are no good ways to die. Unless maybe if I die of heart attack while enjoying threesome with Jenny Andrade and Brittney Palmer from my avatar pic.

Burned alive would be my number one bad way. A close second would be to be mawled/eaten by a bear or shark or croc.

 

[Bill - Shy Cat]

Die slowly with a rag chunked up in your ***, while you’re waiting to go home to Jesus.

 

[Glenn's Take]

Wouldn't want to drown.

 

[catsfanbgky]

Having your nuts bitten off by a Laplander, or getting caught in the gears of a combine. Those are both horrible ways to die.

 

[Glenn's Take]

Having your nuts bitten off by a Laplander, or getting caught in the gears of a combine. Those are both horrible ways to die.

Or run over by a steam roller.

 

[UK_fan_41102]

Or run over by a steam roller.

 

[BankerCat12]

Its one of my worst fears to go into a surgery and being "knocked out" but being able to feel anything and everything they are doing to you. Not being able to let them know

This would kill me.

 

[mashburned]

IAF

 

[dgtatu01]

Whatever, all those would be horrible but they only take a few minutes. Watching people die of Alzheimer’s looks like torture to me. Years of it.

 

[Glenn's Take]

Whatever, all those would be horrible but they only take a few minutes. Watching people die of Alzheimer’s looks like torture to me. Years of it.

Have been sitting in a rehab center with my dad with that and a broken hip. All in all, not my best month.

 

[Anon1711055878]

Hisashi Ouchi (ouchi lol!) has to be up there (warning: do not google image)

Hisashi Ouchi was one of the technicians working at a facility operated by JCO (formerly Japanese Nuclear Fuel Conversion Co.) in Tokai of Ibaraki Perfecture. He is one of the two fatalities of Tokaimura nuclear accident that exposed him to, perhaps, the highest amount of radiation any human had exposed so far. The ethical value of his prolonged treatment and efforts to keep him alive, that lasted for almost three months despite his wishes and the pain he had to endure, was questioned and the efforts received criticism.

Junko Furuta had a pretty ****** go at it too:

Furuta was held captive in the Minato residence for forty days, where she was abused, raped and tortured. They also invited and encouraged their other friends from Yakuza, to torment Furuta. According to their trial statements, the four of them:[2][3][4]

• Edited: Most people probably don't want to read the details of what happened to her. It's on wiki...

 

[LadyCaytIL]

any death at all where my wife is talking to me as i am laying there dying.

 

[BDRintheVille]

"Harakiri. Also known as disemboweling yourself. Seppuku was honorable, ritual suicide typically practiced by samurai. Not only does it require enormous balls of steel, but also a steady, skilled hand, as the samurai plunged the sword into his own stomach, then made a deep, horizontal cut. Traditionally, a second swordsman was present to decapitate the samurai, preventing prolonged suffering.

In 1970, famous Japanese author Yukio Mishima tried to instigate a military coup. When he failed, he committed seppuku, but one of his followers, Morita, failed to decapitate him after four tries. Which is really awful. So another dude had to step in and finish the job. Ashamed of his failure, Morita too committed seppuku."

 

[Xception]

You could glue an open jar of rats to his face. Then blowtorch the other side of the jar, so the rats have to eat their way out threw his face

They should make a show about that and call it game of thrones or something, except use a wooden bucket to torture people

 

[80 Proof]

Wood chipper, friction, lava....just off the top of my head.

Did you see the video of the Chinese tourist that fell in molten lava? Just a flash and puff of smoke.

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

"Harakiri. Also known as disemboweling yourself. Seppuku was honorable, ritual suicide typically practiced by samurai. Not only does it require enormous balls of steel, but also a steady, skilled hand, as the samurai plunged the sword into his own stomach, then made a deep, horizontal cut. Traditionally, a second swordsman was present to decapitate the samurai, preventing prolonged suffering.

In 1970, famous Japanese author Yukio Mishima tried to instigate a military coup. When he failed, he committed seppuku, but one of his followers, Morita, failed to decapitate him after four tries. Which is really awful. So another dude had to step in and finish the job. Ashamed of his failure, Morita too committed seppuku."

Just saw this happen while watching Hacksaw Ridge last night (not the multiple failures at beheading though). Those Japanese were some crazy SOB's. I don't know who is worse the Japanese from that era or the Muslim terrorists of today?

 

[starchief]

Buried alive and awake in a coffin alongside another skeleton in there with you.

 

[Col. Angus]

Did you see the video of the Chinese tourist that fell in molten lava? Just a flash and puff of smoke.

Link?

Buried alive and awake in a coffin alongside another skeleton in there with you.

At that point what does the skeleton matter?

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Did you see the video of the Chinese tourist that fell in molten lava? Just a flash and puff of smoke.

Just assumed it was fake...

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Just thought of another one...happened last summer on I 64, west of the Evansville exits.

Mowing crew...dude fell off tractor, tractor kept going. You guessed it, got ran over & bush hogged.

 

[starchief]

Link?



At that point what does the skeleton matter?

Just adds to the drama when one wakes up in that coffin and flicks the cigarette lighter. Saw it in a movie.

 

[ukalum1988]

Near my hometown in Western Ky back in the 85/86 timeframe, this guy left a BBQ place one night really hammered and had his wife drive them home. On the way home, he starts puking out the window, and his wife pulls over to stop, and the poor guy got his head clobbered by a large mail box. Terrible way to go.

 

[ukalum1988]

“1,000 ways to Die” has shown all kinds of interesting, grisly, and presumably true ways that people have died. Surprised it hasn’t been mentioned before now.

 

[Guess Who]

To die in any fashion while in NYC!

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Link?



At that point what does the skeleton matter?

Bad conversation.

 

[JDHoss]

Watched one of my best friends die from ALS. Horrible, horrible way to die.

 

[Xception]

Knew a kid who got ran over by a bush hog, farmer was mowing and didn’t know there was a kid laying in the tall grass. Thank goodness I wasn’t there and didn’t see him after getting killed, probably would have been an image that haunted me the rest of my life.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Everything I read about the gas chamber sounds like it’s the worst of the execution methods

 

[BankerCat12]

Watched one of my best friends die from ALS. Horrible, horrible way to die.

MB?

Truly miserable disease. My brothers MIL had it and was bed ridden for years. She has since passed.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Throw out terminal diseases as that’s just a different level of awful.

From a physical pai perspective, getting attacked by chimps sounds pretty horrible. Supposedly they like to bite off your fingers, genitals and eyes first.

 

[KopiKat]

Or run over by a steam roller.

 

[-Mav-]

Everything I read about the gas chamber sounds like it’s the worst of the execution methods

You know what the gas chamber smells like? Pine oye-uhl. That’s where they headed — to pine oye-uhl heaven.

 

[darkshadesofblue]

I heard stomach cancer is the best way to go

 

[thabigbluenation]

Near my hometown in Western Ky back in the 85/86 timeframe, this guy left a BBQ place one night really hammered and had his wife drive them home. On the way home, he starts puking out the window, and his wife pulls over to stop, and the poor guy got his head clobbered by a large mail box. Terrible way to go.

Jesus. that was actually a distant cousin of mine.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Near my hometown in Western Ky back in the 85/86 timeframe, this guy left a BBQ place one night really hammered and had his wife drive them home. On the way home, he starts puking out the window, and his wife pulls over to stop, and the poor guy got his head clobbered by a large mail box. Terrible way to go.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4973276/Russian-dies-hanging-window-moving-car.html (FYI - she's naked when she's doing this).