This is so funny. I have to give this one a go :
After a Bama dunk/layup : Forget this, there ain't gonna be any to cheer for !
After a Bama made jump shot : WTH is this 00000000 stuff? How am I to interpret that? better to go with : We finally made one !
After a Bama miss : notice they immediately go to defense chant, forget trying to cheer for them to get the rebound.... I'd just tell them to shout "GET BACK!" and then "*little voice* "dee-fense, please?"
Bama free throw : "OMG!"
Visitor free throw : what do they mean by /bighead? I mean, c'mon. Wave "big head" ??? and if they mean wave big head, which big head they talking about? LOL
and seriously, yell as loud as possible. Shouldn't they be doing that for the entire game without any written instructions?
this is seriously the lamest thing possible, and so very duke-like as mentioned above....