Bartolo Colon...

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

Let me preface this by saying the fact that he is pitching at the level he is, at his age, is downright amazing. Always liked the guy.

That being said, let's have some fun...

He was behind the power outage last night, he thought the power cable was black licorice
He is only effectice because he keeps butter tucked under the bill of his cap
He looks like the Last Mohican, who ate the 2nd to last Mohican.

Anyone got any good ones to share?

 

[AdaminLincoln]

so wrong,,, but so good.Laughing

 

[cubsker_rivals142943]

instead of ice running through his veins, he has ranch.

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

instead of ice running through his veins, he has ranch.

When Bartolo sees #takethecrown he heads to Burger King ready to do work.

 

[T...Chafes]

He's so fat, he sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.






Am I doing it right??