I had a rep in Atlanta that found out his wife was getting wrecked by one of his Docs.
He told her he was going to be out of town on business, but stayed in town.
Sure enough the Doc came sniffing around.
My guy goes around to his garden shed and gets two bags of manure and goes back to the guys car.
He proceeds to empty the poo into the sunroof. Unfortunately, it had lost its moisture.
Undeterred, he finds the garden hose, pops it in the sunroof and turns it on.
Luckily he'd brought a sixer, because it took 45 minutes to fill the Lexus up.
He ends up in the pokie.
In the pokie he becomes a jailhouse legend. He bailed everyone in the drunk tank out, took'em all to breakfast and had tee shirts made all on her dime.
I needed to fire this guy for a long time, but couldn't because he was worth the hassle for the stories.