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[maverick1_rivals376538]

Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp


that's -- 1
right -- 1
glynn -- 1
i'm -- 1
dangerous -- 3

1+1+1+1+3=.....drumroll.... 7

1, internet says so.

You can be my wingman anytime.

 

[Glenn's Take]

Almost time for food
I will eat real good tonight
Hail to the Redskins

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Last line's ironic
Middle has eight syllables
Instead of seven

:joy:

 

[Glenn's Take]

Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp


that's -- 1
right -- 1
glynn -- 1
i'm -- 1
dangerous -- 3

1+1+1+1+3=.....drumroll.... 7

that is

 

[maverick1_rivals376538]

that is

Dammit Glenn, please tell me you've heard of contractions. "That's" has one syllable, "that is" has two.

 

[Glenn's Take]

Dammit Glenn, please tell me you've heard of contractions. "That's" has one syllable, "that is" has two.

I'm sorry,
But Top Gun still sucks and it always will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S A FRICKIN CHICK FLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[maverick1_rivals376538]

I'm sorry,

Apologetic, 3-syllable take, Glenn.

Accepted.

 

[Glenn's Take]

Apologetic, 3-syllable take, Glenn.

Accepted.
Top Gun sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

 

[Supercat67]

Let me give it a try...........................

Glen sucks ya know
big ones apparently
I bet his boyfriend does to

 

[Glenn's Take]

Let me give it a try...........................

Glen sucks ya know
big ones apparently
I bet his boyfriend does to

Not even close. It's 5/7/5, not 4/6/7.

 

[funKYcat75]

Let me give it a try...........................

Glen sucks ya know
big ones apparently
I bet his boyfriend does to

Not even close. It's 5/7/5, not 4/6/7.

Leave it to the professionals

Glen sucks, don't ya know.
and BIG ones apparently.
His gay mate does to(o)

 

[Glenn's Take]

Leave it to the professionals

Glen sucks, don't ya know.
and BIG ones apparently.
His gay mate does to(o)

You say what you will about me but leave Willy out of this.

 

[Rupp'sRunt]

Poetry is just lame

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

I'm sorry,
But Top Gun still sucks and it always will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S A FRICKIN CHICK FLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't take my lines Glen
It is 'a chick flick for DUDES!'
Top Gun and Glen SUCK.

 

[Glenn's Take]

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