Bengals screwed by NFL
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Brown looked good on a lot of his passes in the second half, but they were too hard or just a little off.
It will be the toughest game we play in the playoffs. We'll work the Bills and the Chiefs. We get by next week we're going to the Super Bowl.
The Ravens think they can pimp walk us. They think we won't respond to their physicality. Show the Cappa play over and over to the team this week. We need to show up big time next week because if we can get out of there with the W and no key injuries then we're going to the Super Bowl.
The reason Joe Burrow says we're so good against the Chiefs is our tough physical divisional play and I agree with him. So next week is everything.
You may want to seek therapy. Just saying.
When a serial killer tells you that you need to seek therapy it's pretty... funny.
This week in practice there will be no football instruction. Bring in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu fighters, rattlesnake handlers, have lions loose running around practice, flaming arrows flying overhead, and roll catapults up onto the field and sling volunteers over the roof out of the stadium.
Time for war, folks.
I'm picturing you as that Chris Farley van by the river guy on SNL haha.
Love Chris but I am nothing like that.
Old guy now so I can't brag like I used to, but I am still 6'2" 210.
Mmmm, actually he DID die. You know the heart stopping and all that? The CPR that revived his heart means he would have been dead dead without it.
Well, basically, the Bengals at least know they wouldn't have got the one seed regardless. But this did remove a possible second home game.
Gonna be hard to beat a division rival three times so I could see Buffalo and/or Cinci both losing.
Chiefs are going to get a cake walk somehow to the Super Bowl. They're gonna play the JAX/LAC winner to be in the AFC title game.
Gonna be hard to beat a division rival three times so I could see Buffalo and/or Cinci both losing.
Chiefs are going to get a cake walk somehow to the Super Bowl. They're gonna play the JAX/LAC winner to be in the AFC title game.
Yea, no he didn’t die thankfully. Someone needing medical help to save their life doesn’t = dead.
My wife needed an emergency C section when having my son and needed medical intervention or they both would have died. However they never actually died.
Hope you didn’t go to medical school.
Bengals didn't beat Baltimore twice already... they split 1-1.
LAC is no gimme and I think the Chiefs and Bills are vulnerable. No juggernaut heading into the post season.
I like our chances if we can just get by that game next week. Our history is we get Pittsburg'ed with some dirty prison football whenever we finally have a great team, so I am hoping somehow someway we figure out a way to deal with them on offense next week because today was atrocious and we never scored in the 2nd half against NE so they may have picked something up on Joe.
Joe missed some throws out there today and he missed Chase wide open in the endzone and Higgins running free into the endzone so he wasn't at his best. We'll need a running game and Joe playing well to advance next week.
My BIGGEST fear for next week is Lamar plays and they commit to running the football and Lamar runs for a buck fiddy on us.
Comparing those two situations, I hope you didn’t either.
You said he would have been dead without medical intervention. Why is that logic only limited to this scenario?
Heart stopping does not equal dead. Thankfully brain activity never ceased and he’s going to be ok. The guy had a very very serious issue, but he never died.
Quit making stuff up.
Bills got dicked just as much.
Wish they just did a coin flip to see who won the Bills Bengals game. So at least maybe the Bills could have won the conference (or the Bengals have a chance to move up in seeding).
Wish they just did a coin flip to see who won the Bills Bengals game. So at least maybe the Bills could have won the conference (or the Bengals have a chance to move up in seeding).
Agreed. League totally jacked this up and completely ignored season long accomplishments in the name of money.
Screw it. Let's play football. I don't care if we're playing against 11 polar bears at a time. Put your chin strap on, lace your cleats up, and let's go out there and dig our graves with their skulls. I don't know about you guys, but I'm taking a handful of somebody's *** with me.
Starting to feel like the Chiefs are the new Patriots. Lot of **** seems to break their way.
The NFL wants another title for Mahomeboy so bad they are terrified that because neither Buffalo nor KC can cover our receives that we're going to spoil the party. So look for them to once again look the other way while the Ravens play prison football against the Bengals this weekend. Crawling, spinning, and diving at the knees of our key players will be rampant. Unloading on defenseless receivers will go uncalled. Same as last week. The kneecap on Cappa was absolutely intentional. Dove right at the side of his knee but only got the ankle.
Bengals must be ready for wild prison rules football on Sunday. Kevlar vests underneath the uniforms. Grind up some glass and glue it to the top of the helmets. Put lead sinkers in your gloves. Wear sharp metal pointed elbow supports.
The actual game of football no longer matters. The only thing in life is the man across from you. By whatever means necessary you must steal his soul in 5 seconds of violence at a time. Every moment in your life has led directly to the next snap and what you're willing to do to physically incapacitate your man. Don't worry about calling plays or the actual game, just focus on doing as much physical damage as you can until they blow the whistle. If the Red Cross doesn't call the NFL begging them to stop the game then you failed your team. Whenever somebody gets injured roll some ancient looking ox cart with wooden wheels out onto the field then throw them unceremoniously into the back and cart them off. Install cages on the sidelines and have your players sit inside and look through bars at the game. Slice watermelons in two with guillotines on the sidelines during the game and have somebody dressed like Caesar give thumbs up or down when a player lays injured on the field.
The actual game of football no longer matters. The only thing in life is the man across from you. By whatever means necessary you must steal his soul in 5 seconds of violence at a time. Every moment in your life has led directly to the next snap and what you're willing to do to physically incapacitate your man. Don't worry about calling plays or the actual game, just focus on doing as much physical damage as you can until they blow the whistle. If the Red Cross doesn't call the NFL begging them to stop the game then you failed your team. Whenever somebody gets injured roll some ancient looking ox cart with wooden wheels out onto the field then throw them unceremoniously into the back and cart them off. Install cages on the sidelines and have your players sit inside and look through bars at the game. Slice watermelons in two with guillotines on the sidelines during the game and have somebody dressed like Caesar give thumbs up or down when a player lays injured on the field.
Oof, idk about Mixon's, and to a lesser extent Burrow's, comments and overconfidence the last few days.
Crowning themselves the big dog over the Chiefs, and the Bills, is not a good idea.
Crowning themselves the big dog over the Chiefs, and the Bills, is not a good idea.