Berenstein Bears or Berenstain Bears
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There are some parts of the ancient alien theory that really make sense.... then they should of stopped while they were ahead. Nope they had to beat that horse into a tiny retarded pony.
I love theorizing about parallel universes, how we got here, etc. **** like flat earth theory is beyond dumb though.
My parents still have my book from 1973. We read it to my niece over Christmas.
So I just called my parents and asked. It's Berenstain.
So I just called my parents and asked. It's Berenstain.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...-rap-battle-with-b-o-b-over-flat-earth-theory
So there was a rap battle, but looks like the tweets were deleted
So there was a rap battle, but looks like the tweets were deleted
Everyone thinks it's "stein" because that is the surname suffix they are used to seeing throughout their lives - and lazily assumed to be correct.
The "wrong timeline" presupposition requires Bearstain's ancestors name to have been changed at some point in time - while everything else in the world remained the same.
The chances of that are asinine - and the chances of being conscious being (and tearing the veil of Maya via an inconsistency of children book authors' last name from a childhood memory to adulthood) for only two of those infinite timelines - the two in which one last name was changed and everything else remained the same is even more so.
And the icing on the cake is citing a plot device from the Matrix as the height of intellectual discourse on spacetime.
The "wrong timeline" presupposition requires Bearstain's ancestors name to have been changed at some point in time - while everything else in the world remained the same.
The chances of that are asinine - and the chances of being conscious being (and tearing the veil of Maya via an inconsistency of children book authors' last name from a childhood memory to adulthood) for only two of those infinite timelines - the two in which one last name was changed and everything else remained the same is even more so.
And the icing on the cake is citing a plot device from the Matrix as the height of intellectual discourse on spacetime.
I figured you guys are having fun, but I wanted to post a final explanation for any susceptible people who open the thread later.
awwwww dont squash the 1% chance right out from under us lol. I mean the original jewish name is Berenstein and it did have to be changed at some point in history.... The time traveler could of just really hated jewish bears and forced the family to change the name and hide [winking]
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