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Wildcat Willy said:
Back in my single days, some friends and I got a stripper one night after the bars closed. We passed a cup around and ended up offering this chick $117 to **** on the one guy who had passed out.

She couldn't do it. She strained so hard some pee came out, but she couldn't poop under pressure. Very disappointing.
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Friend of mine was a Marine stationed in Phillipines in early 90s. He has some great stories. I have no idea if this is true but it was funny as hell.

Told us there was a syrup club around their base that was pretty wild. Apparently one stripper would let you try to take a dump on her. If you couldn't then you had to pay her $20 of $50 or something like that; don't remember the exact amount.

Said someone always tried but no one ever succeeded. Apparently she would blow on the anus and it would make it tighten up and no poop.

They had a buddy load up on MRE and ex lax about an hour before they went.

He jumped on stage to do it. Apparently he exploded on her before she could ever blow. Said it was funniest thing ever when she started screaming and cursing and having them thrown out of club.
 
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TruBluCatFan said:
Friend of mine was a Marine stationed in Phillipines in early 90s. He has some great stories. I have no idea if this is true but it was funny as hell.

Told us there was a syrup club around their base that was pretty wild. Apparently one stripper would let you try to take a dump on her. If you couldn't then you had to pay her $20 of $50 or something like that; don't remember the exact amount.

Said someone always tried but no one ever succeeded. Apparently she would blow on the anus and it would make it tighten up and no poop.

They had a buddy load up on MRE and ex lax about an hour before they went.

He jumped on stage to do it. Apparently he exploded on her before she could ever blow. Said it was funniest thing ever when she started screaming and cursing and having them thrown out of club.
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That is what I am touching talking about!
 
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TruBluCatFan said:
Friend of mine was a Marine stationed in Phillipines in early 90s. He has some great stories. I have no idea if this is true but it was funny as hell.

Told us there was a syrup club around their base that was pretty wild. Apparently one stripper would let you try to take a dump on her. If you couldn't then you had to pay her $20 of $50 or something like that; don't remember the exact amount.

Said someone always tried but no one ever succeeded. Apparently she would blow on the anus and it would make it tighten up and no poop.

They had a buddy load up on MRE and ex lax about an hour before they went.

He jumped on stage to do it. Apparently he exploded on her before she could ever blow. Said it was funniest thing ever when she started screaming and cursing and having them thrown out of club.
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Awesome
 
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You see, these stories and pictures are what the Paddock is for. This thread, in and of itself, is why there needs to be a Paddock. Always. Those stories above damn near top my wedding pictures slapping on the wall story.

Anyway, to comply with the thread:

 
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Is the red Katy perry? Thought it was the British model who looked like her
 
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Willy4UK said:
Norm, no one wants to taste Russell Brand's balls. That's why Katy Perry is off the board.
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That's kinda why I'm not too keen on Sara Underwood. After talking about dating Ryan Seacrest on Howard Stern...yeah...I'm weird like that.

Anyway, nobody mentioned Lucy Pinder


 
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Mossip said:
Whatta crock! Somebody beats you at your own game and you throw a hissy!?! I expect more from a professional.

Anyway, that story is what it's all about. Thanks for sharing.
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I don't do the story justice. Hearing my buddy tell it, especially after a few post-softball game pitchers of beer would have us all rolling with laughter.
 
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I agree with Jason on this one. Once you get past Katy's fun bags, her body doesn't hold up to most swimsuit/VS models or even Page 3 girls.
 
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KidnamedKI said:
Pinder tits equal 10. Pinder everywhere else mehhh..
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Add Kelly Brook, Jordan Carver, Rosie Jones, Stacey Poole and Keeley Hazell to the British big boob model club where the rest of the package isn't quite up to snuff.
 
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Ummmm you guys are forgetting The One who now does computer game commercials...

Miss Pinder is just another one of her.
 
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Its all about picture choice. She is doughy in the thighs and look at the difference without the heavy makeup. You wouldn't think that it is the same girl except for the monster boobs.
 
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Her nose looks like the rudder off an ocean cargo freighter.

I guess if you were doing her doggy-style then you could reach around and grab onto her nose for a nice leverage point. Kind of like rock climbing.
 
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If I were doing her doggy style, I would be reaching around to grab something other than her nose. Hint: :basketball::basketball:
But I get what you mean. That nose would really get in the way of her oral performance and might even do damage.
 
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