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laKavosiey-st lion

laKavosiey-st lion

Heisman
Sep 10, 2013
15,530
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Grant Green said:
My friends have a CFB player name Heisman every year. Kavosiey Smoke is one of the past winners.

A great crop for this year. Squirrel White and Pig Cage are solid, but General Booty is the early favorite.

CFB names
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My inspiration. I’m not sure giving your kid a made up name is genius or absurd
 
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Erial_Lion

All-Conference
Nov 1, 2021
2,785
3,339
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On the college basketball side, it will always be God Shammgod for me. I used to be in a season long college basketball pool and one of the team names every year was "Gosh Shammgosh"...cracked me up every time.
 
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Grant Green

All-Conference
Jan 21, 2004
3,152
4,293
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I should have cut and pasted the list for easy viewing....

NamePositionSchool
Tree BabaladeOLSouth Carolina
Rocky BeersTEFIU
Moh BilityDBNorth Texas
General BootyQBLouisiana-Monroe
Chief BordersLBPittsburgh
Major BurnsDBLSU
Pig CageDBLA Tech
Cannon CoffeeDBKentucky
Demon ClowneyDECharlotte
Rabbit EvansDBUtah
Memorable FactorLBDuke
Stone HandyLBCharlotte
D'Icey HopkinsDBGeorgia State
Legend JourneyDLCal
Hero KanuDLOhio State
King LargeOLSMU
Snoop Leota-AmaamaOLNevada
Octavious OxendineDLKentucky
Dude PersonDBCentral Arkansas
Turbo RichardRBBoston College
Shitta SillahDLPurdue
Tiger ShanksOLUNLV
Rhino Tapa'atoutaiOLArizona
Parker TitsworthOLOhio
Nitro TuggleWRGeorgia
Phat WattsWRTulane
Donta WhackRBUMass
Squirrel WhiteWRTennessee
Tripp WoodyPIowa
 
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MtNittany

All-Conference
Oct 12, 2021
2,469
3,316
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I gotta go with Tiger Shanks. I saw that at the Honda a few years ago actually.

They're all good, but I see no Mark Lemongello level names though.
 
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SleepyLion

All-Conference
Sep 1, 2022
1,856
2,594
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Grant Green said:
I should have cut and pasted the list for easy viewing....

NamePositionSchool
Tree BabaladeOLSouth Carolina
Rocky BeersTEFIU
Moh BilityDBNorth Texas
General BootyQBLouisiana-Monroe
Chief BordersLBPittsburgh
Major BurnsDBLSU
Pig CageDBLA Tech
Cannon CoffeeDBKentucky
Demon ClowneyDECharlotte
Rabbit EvansDBUtah
Memorable FactorLBDuke
Stone HandyLBCharlotte
D'Icey HopkinsDBGeorgia State
Legend JourneyDLCal
Hero KanuDLOhio State
King LargeOLSMU
Snoop Leota-AmaamaOLNevada
Octavious OxendineDLKentucky
Dude PersonDBCentral Arkansas
Turbo RichardRBBoston College
Shitta SillahDLPurdue
Tiger ShanksOLUNLV
Rhino Tapa'atoutaiOLArizona
Parker TitsworthOLOhio
Nitro TuggleWRGeorgia
Phat WattsWRTulane
Donta WhackRBUMass
Squirrel WhiteWRTennessee
Tripp WoodyPIowa
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GrimReaper

GrimReaper

All-American
Oct 12, 2021
6,419
8,873
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Erial_Lion said:
On the college basketball side, it will always be God Shammgod for me. I used to be in a season long college basketball pool and one of the team names every year was "Gosh Shammgosh"...cracked me up every time.
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Then there is Bison Dele, but both of those guys created those names. For one given at birth, nothing beats Baskerville Holmes.
 
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Erial_Lion

All-Conference
Nov 1, 2021
2,785
3,339
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GrimReaper said:
Then there is Bison Dele, but both of those guys created those names. For one given at birth, nothing beats Baskerville Holmes.
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God Shammgod was actually his given name I believe…he went by a different name in high school to avoid using it.
 
GrimReaper

GrimReaper

All-American
Oct 12, 2021
6,419
8,873
113
Erial_Lion said:
God Shammgod was actually his given name I believe…he went by a different name in high school to avoid using it.
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Did not realize that. Learn something new every day.

Always wondered why parents would do something like that to their children.
 
leinbacker

leinbacker

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
2,141
3,434
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Grant Green said:
I should have cut and pasted the list for easy viewing....

NamePositionSchool
Tree BabaladeOLSouth Carolina
Rocky BeersTEFIU
Moh BilityDBNorth Texas
General BootyQBLouisiana-Monroe
Chief BordersLBPittsburgh
Major BurnsDBLSU
Pig CageDBLA Tech
Cannon CoffeeDBKentucky
Demon ClowneyDECharlotte
Rabbit EvansDBUtah
Memorable FactorLBDuke
Stone HandyLBCharlotte
D'Icey HopkinsDBGeorgia State
Legend JourneyDLCal
Hero KanuDLOhio State
King LargeOLSMU
Snoop Leota-AmaamaOLNevada
Octavious OxendineDLKentucky
Dude PersonDBCentral Arkansas
Turbo RichardRBBoston College
Shitta SillahDLPurdue
Tiger ShanksOLUNLV
Rhino Tapa'atoutaiOLArizona
Parker TitsworthOLOhio
Nitro TuggleWRGeorgia
Phat WattsWRTulane
Donta WhackRBUMass
Squirrel WhiteWRTennessee
Tripp WoodyPIowa
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you don't like an Orji?
 
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ApexLion

ApexLion

All-American
Nov 1, 2021
4,748
8,127
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Grant Green said:
I should have cut and pasted the list for easy viewing....

NamePositionSchool
Tree BabaladeOLSouth Carolina
Rocky BeersTEFIU
Moh BilityDBNorth Texas
General BootyQBLouisiana-Monroe
Chief BordersLBPittsburgh
Major BurnsDBLSU
Pig CageDBLA Tech
Cannon CoffeeDBKentucky
Demon ClowneyDECharlotte
Rabbit EvansDBUtah
Memorable FactorLBDuke
Stone HandyLBCharlotte
D'Icey HopkinsDBGeorgia State
Legend JourneyDLCal
Hero KanuDLOhio State
King LargeOLSMU
Snoop Leota-AmaamaOLNevada
Octavious OxendineDLKentucky
Dude PersonDBCentral Arkansas
Turbo RichardRBBoston College
Shitta SillahDLPurdue
Tiger ShanksOLUNLV
Rhino Tapa'atoutaiOLArizona
Parker TitsworthOLOhio
Nitro TuggleWRGeorgia
Phat WattsWRTulane
Donta WhackRBUMass
Squirrel WhiteWRTennessee
Tripp WoodyPIowa
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Shitta?
 
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