Biden was speeding in a school zone when a local police officer pulled him over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a Biden supporter and she asked for the Biden’s driver's license. Biden searched frantically in his wallet for a while and finally said to the policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?" Irritated, the cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" Biden frantically searched his wallet again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom of the wallet. He held it up to his face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the policewoman. The cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the Biden and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
