Post pics of your fat-assed marital partner so the rest of us can laugh at you.
Big Spouses
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I’m 6’1” and single, so I’m over six feet taller than my…my…nobody
And yet she still swings one bigger than yours. Congrats on being open-minded!
Congrats on knowing how big they both are. That’s open minded.
Man, Bruce Dickinson's really, reeeeally let himself go. :/
I bet that thing is tight as a mouses' ear.
---Here you go.
Good God! Somebody get that whale back into the water!
Lame attempt at a comeback, Ed. But, it's OK. You'll find your niche eventually. We're all rooting for you.
Goodnight, sweet princess...
As I'm getting older, the thought of a bigger spouse than I have now (425 lbs, nothing extravagant in any way) seems very tiring. I'm trying to wrap my head around why people choose to have these really big hoes for just three or four love sessions a month. I really can only thing of three reasons: 1. The neighborhood they like only has big hoes 2. It's an interest in food, 3. It's a person to have your kids.
Anyone upgraded recently and why? If you have a gigantic spouse I know they have to sleep somewhere.
Anyone upgraded recently and why? If you have a gigantic spouse I know they have to sleep somewhere.
Yes indeedI see your 50ft woman and raise you a 50ft Cheerleader.
I actually Michael at a resort in Arizona years ago. It was after Roger and Me was out but before many of his later works. We were all in a program design for healthy living and it was interesting to see the interplay between he and the owner of a textile plant who was very upset with Moore's ideology. Michael was actually a great guy if you get past the political issues. It was ironic to go to a theater w an academy award winner and see a movie. Doubt I ever get that chance again. Another behind the scenes person there was Martha Williamson who at the time was the executive producer if Touched By An Angel. Also ther the week were Mike Myers who was absolutely the funniest person I have ever met and Christian Slater whose voice was much more recognizable than he was. None of those guys had fat wives.
Completely OT, but Maiden fans will appreciate the story...
The brother of a buddy of mine played (might still play) in a rock band called Big Jim Slade (from the Kentucky Fried Movie character). They were based out of Nashville and from time to time they'd do this thing they called "You be the rock star," which was basically a version of karaoke where they would play the song and people from the audience would come up and sing lead. It was a pretty cool concept.
About 10 years ago, my buddy and I went to see them at a bar in Nashville on a night they were doing YBTRS. As we were waiting for it to start, my friend points out this tiny little dude in a trench coat standing in the crowd in front of the stage. Slope-shouldered, couldn't have been over 5'2", thick glasses, and the poor guy had a very pronounced eye that turned out to the side (large-angle exotropia for those in the know -- think Marty Feldman). My friend said, "See that guy? Wait til his turn -- dude sounds just like Bruce Dickinson." I laughed and said "no f#cking way -- you're full of ****," but my buddy reassured me he wasn't joking.
Well about 10 songs into it, the lead guitarist lays into the opening riff of 2 Minutes To Midnight. The dude rips off his trench coat, jumps onto the stage, grabs the mic and starts jumping all around and swinging the mic in a big circle with his tongue wagging out -- I mean a complete wild man, and yeah his voice was spot f#cking on for Bruce Dickinson. It was truly amazing, and unbelievable, that such a deep, powerful, resonate voice could come out of such a tiny body. He was like that singing frog that the construction worker finds in that Looney Tune episode. And just like the frog, when the song was over, he slumped back over and quietly returned to the crowd. Never will forget it.