Black Friday fights
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I scored a blizzard of great stuff without any nonsense or drama.
I love the guy crawling over the Jimmy Dean Breakfast sausages.. I'd like to think he got a few bottles of OJ for 8 cents off.
Outside it's America. Cue up Lee Greenwood, sync it with Black Friday fights and cop killings caught on video. Profit.
This is exactly what the founding fathers intended.
Thankfully the next president will get this fixed on live TV, brought to you by CBS (Corporate Broadcasting System)
This is exactly what the founding fathers intended.
Thankfully the next president will get this fixed on live TV, brought to you by CBS (Corporate Broadcasting System)
I'd like to think he got hit by a truck on the way out of the store.
If there is any justice in the world he will steer his wheelchair with a straw and respond to simple yes or no questions with either 1 blink or 2 blinks.
Can't comment on the fights, but my black friday at Best Buy's in Owensboro was a little strange. There at 8:02 am. 122nd person in the store (they were counting), local police at the door, summary: reflective tape on the floor directed you the way to do what you want. (pick up online order from yesterday). I must of had walked a half mile until I got where I should be. Really weird. Aisles blocked off with merchandise to direct traffic flow. [security?] Out in 15 min, should have taken less than 5 min.
Black Friday would be a good day to implement a Purge. The % of trashy people out in the stores is pretty high today.
I once read about a dude who collected over 1,000 NHL hockey fights on video back in the day. Along those lines, has anyone ever considered compiling all these Black Friday brawls into an annual website thing? Could earn a few bucks.
Working for a company whose busiest time of the year is now.. So I never have today off. Still, its an easy day for our department... So we've gotten in the tradition of steadily streaming Black Friday Fights all day while working in the Pit.
I took part in white friday, balanced my portfolio, increased my 401k contributions.
Was in Rural King today. Some guy had 10 flipping car batteries. And the freaking 9mm ammo on sale was all out.
Aye, Black Friday shop and you may die, stay home and you will live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all of that from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell those other greedy fat shoppers that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take away our Black Friday doorbuster deals!
I think the big box retailers and malls could make a little extra scratch setting up spectator booths for the high class citizens to watch the fracas. Heavily guarded with machine gun wielding security, obviously.
Modern day gladiators... with no honor or dignity.
Modern day gladiators... with no honor or dignity.
Should turn it in a PPV event, live stream from Walmarts and Targets across the country. Bob Barker could be the host.
My grandson works at a Walmart. His job this year was to walk around with a backpack on carrying medical supplies in case of an emergency.
Unless he is certified in CPR, First Aid, and/or AED, Walmart was basically just wasting an employee for his shift.
Should have had him walking around with a harpoon and jelly donuts.
Are you kidding? Walmart would never pay for an employee to get training of any sort.
Given the way things are going these days, even though it should not be, this is funny.
I didn't say they had to train him. I'm just saying they are wasting their time. Having some kid walk around with medical supplies isn't going to make Walmart any less liable if something should happen, and all it does is put your grandson in a very bad position. If something happened and he even attempted to do anything other than hand off the supplies to a trained/certified professional, he could have been potentially liable. If you're not properly certified, you don't do jack other than get help and call 911 if you don't want to run the risk of getting sued.
Survival of the unfittest. Somehow we are devolving back into apes. Regressing. When as a species you are overpopulating wildly then the best and the brightest are overwhelmed by the sloth that out reproduces you. De-evolution. Revenge of the stupid and lazy. We cannot build enough Walmarts for all of them to fight in.
Exactly. I'm shocked that no one has sued these stores for not providing enough security to keep order.
By "Medical Supplies", Walmart meant Twinkies, Spanx, and Depends... You know, "emergencies".
What are you going to get out of suing a Walmart employee?
A ****** car, an Xbox, a bag of dope and some Doritos?
Black Friday is racist. Btw wildcatsboston84, what do you plan on spending all that dough you've made from hitting your dad up for his nexflix bills. Maybe you could pay for Netflix for a yr from him. Dad would be so proud if you take the money you've charged him just to give him a merry Netflix Christmas
This is by far one of the best Black Friday videos ever. Especially since he's threatening to stab others. I love this guy