Bowden throws up the "U"

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Some of you think Alzheimer's is funny? Wait until someone you love suffers from it.
I've had good friends die from it....but I still joke about it. Otherwise you just cry. My favorite is to make an excuse for my forgetfulness by claiming I have Oldstimer's disease. I told my wife if she ever was worried about me having Alzheimer's to buy nursing home insurance BEFORE she takes me to the doctor. She took out the policy last year.o_O They say if you're worried about having it, you don't have it.
 
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Some of you think Alzheimer's is funny? Wait until someone you love suffers from it.

Tell me you have a sense of humor. How did you connect the dots on this one?

Guy goes to the doctor to get his test results. Doctor solemnly says he has 2 pieces of bad news. “Firstly, you have AIDS.” The guy is terrified and weeps bitterly. The doctor waits until he recovers a bit and then says, “You also have Alzheimer’s.” The guy gets all happy and says, “Thank God, I thought you were going to tell me I had AIDS!”