OK, I'll play along.
Well hell, that's me. The culmination of the most cunningly brilliant sex re-assignment surgery ever performed!
No, jesting aside, I ripped that off of Bing.
Just punched up hot OU chicks on pictures section and bada bing, had a whole page of scantily clad bimbi to choose from...
Try it, you'll like it. (turn off the insipid filters)