Breaking News Bump!
Smuggled footage shows Uncle Pickles having his
wattles fingered by a suspected Hoosier aviphile.
Meanwhile Clappy issues denial
.
Bump this thread when Indiana sucks
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Breaking News Bump!
Smuggled footage shows Uncle Pickles having his
wattles fingered by a suspected Hoosier aviphile.
Meanwhile Clappy issues denial
.
i heard uncle pickles doesn't even attend hen parties anymore. i heard clappy told him "a bird in hand is better than two in the bush" and now pickles is questioning his sexuality.Breaking News Bump!
Smuggled footage shows Uncle Pickles having his
wattles fingered by a suspected Hoosier aviphile.
Meanwhile Clappy issues denial
.
you need to arrange a meeting with clappy in a corn field to introduce him to some new fouls and then you give the signal and all the birds come from the corn and peck his body to pieces.
This could be much, much worse, the dreaded imprint. Family lore says that Uncle Pickles was an Easter rescue. He might not know that he's even a bird. What happens if Uncle Pickles follows Clappy home? Does Clappy even have a coop? There are obvious vulnerabilities to the free-range lifestyle.
poor pickles don't know who he is. when clappy goes feather hunting pickles will want to fly away and then realize it has wings like a bird. or a yuckack, in bird terminology.This could be much, much worse, the dreaded imprint. Family lore says that Uncle Pickles was an Easter rescue. He might not know that he's even a bird. What happens if Uncle Pickles follows Clappy home? Does Clappy even have a coop? There are obvious vulnerabilities to the free-range lifestyle.
Bump Alert!
IU continues to suck!
Uncle Pickles Update:
Rehab continues to progress well on an unnamed farm near Palmyra. He has developed a fancy for a flock of young free range pullets, particularly enamored by a little red hen named Flossie.
IU continues to suck!
Uncle Pickles Update:
Rehab continues to progress well on an unnamed farm near Palmyra. He has developed a fancy for a flock of young free range pullets, particularly enamored by a little red hen named Flossie.
Seems that last week Flossie ate a smoking blue caterpillar and in her inebriated state, threw caution aside, crossed the road where she was captured by a Hoosier mime then hauled to Bloomington for a Candyland brainwashing.
Uncle Pickles meanwhile has vanished in despair and his whereabouts are unknown. Being a Candy Stripe imprint, Pickles is concerned for Flossie's safety and mental health. Not being particularly stable himself, he's very unpredictable. Stay tuned for further developments in Happy Clappy's Circus where Hoosiers always suck out loud.
Uncle Pickles spotted moving north along So. Blue River Church Rd. with support of the local free rangers.
He appears on his way to Clappyland, worried about Flossie and well aware that IU continues sucking as it always has.
He appears on his way to Clappyland, worried about Flossie and well aware that IU continues sucking as it always has.
This cop is probably wondering why she had the misfortune of having to deal with Clappy
lol interesting take. but she is clearly realizing the rejection of clappy who, after spotting fresh farm boy sitting in the second row, blows her off.
This cop is probably wondering why she had the misfortune of having to deal with Clappy
Is this true?! Wow, that's mediocrity there folks
. . . Meanwhile back at Clappyland, inside the Happy Clappy Big Top is a Dazzle.
Happy Clappyland Candies
A happy dandy ringmaster
A regular Clappylapoloosa paradise.
Sensing something weird about Hoosiermania. Pickles is more worried than ever, He knows the perils of an obvious imprint brainwashing re-education camp with a specific intent, Flossie is nowhere to be seen and IU continues, as always, sucking away.
Happy Clappyland Candies
A happy dandy ringmaster
A regular Clappylapoloosa paradise.
Sensing something weird about Hoosiermania. Pickles is more worried than ever, He knows the perils of an obvious imprint brainwashing re-education camp with a specific intent, Flossie is nowhere to be seen and IU continues, as always, sucking away.
quick thinking by the sideline reporter, using her notes to shield clappy's left hand.