Well I gotta say he is a lot better looking than I thought he would be. http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/06/caitlyn-jenner-bruce-cover-annie-leibovitz
call him Caitlyn
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Why is vomit funny? (I'm laughing)
That's a horrible photo.
That's a horrible photo.
It's funny to me because I average one vomit every 7 to 8 years.
I remember my last vomit...oh my, next vomit is coming up pretty quick, I'm overdue. Damn!
(I might have to do a preemptive vomit C-section, you know, induce it in a controlled environment and not in the middle of Olive Garden)
I remember my last vomit...oh my, next vomit is coming up pretty quick, I'm overdue. Damn!
(I might have to do a preemptive vomit C-section, you know, induce it in a controlled environment and not in the middle of Olive Garden)
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Here you go. This should get your 7 to 8 year vomit on schedule...............
Kind of looks like George Burns if he would have a sex change at 100................
Gotta admit, Caitlyn does look pretty good, but it's all so weird. I know some are hailing him as a hero and I will say to do what he's done has taken an incredible amount of courage. But at the same time, it's just more of "that family" whoring themselves out for attention and the pursuit of the almighty dollar.
Now the transformation is complete, I hope that Caitlyn will just go away. But sadly, our celebrity worship culture will keep her and the rest of the cretins in the Kardashian Klan in our faces for years to come. Oh, and Kris Jenner has got to be losing her freaking mind knowing that her ex-husband is better-looking than she is!!! LOL!
Now the transformation is complete, I hope that Caitlyn will just go away. But sadly, our celebrity worship culture will keep her and the rest of the cretins in the Kardashian Klan in our faces for years to come. Oh, and Kris Jenner has got to be losing her freaking mind knowing that her ex-husband is better-looking than she is!!! LOL!
LOL! I have had a few Linda Blair moments myself....but now?..a seasoned veteran
Oh man, that's priceless.
Reminds me of Roy Mercers parrot that would say, "Take off those panties Inez".
It wasn't a problem except Inez was his ex-wife, and he was trying to deprogram him not to say it because of the new misses.
Reminds me of Roy Mercers parrot that would say, "Take off those panties Inez".
It wasn't a problem except Inez was his ex-wife, and he was trying to deprogram him not to say it because of the new misses.
The Kardashians -- they begin with a sex tape and end with a sex change and everything in the middle has been pure whoredom. Can they PLEASE go away.
Nope, they won't.
Therein lies the problem.
The voyeuristic nature of the unsophisticated American public, totally devoid of any values or axioms considered prosperous, or anything that would advance the culture will always be an audience for that ********.
I avoid it all I can, but damn, it's everywhere, and unless I go totally off the grid it will be there, in my face, disgusting me until the day I die.
I could go on but it would be redundant, and pretty much an exercise in futility.
Uh, bud e bud e bud e...that's all folks...!!
Therein lies the problem.
The voyeuristic nature of the unsophisticated American public, totally devoid of any values or axioms considered prosperous, or anything that would advance the culture will always be an audience for that ********.
I avoid it all I can, but damn, it's everywhere, and unless I go totally off the grid it will be there, in my face, disgusting me until the day I die.
I could go on but it would be redundant, and pretty much an exercise in futility.
Uh, bud e bud e bud e...that's all folks...!!
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I don't care how negative any of you are about Caitlyn. Every single one of you thought about spanking that *** when you first saw that pic. 
I don't care how negative any of you are about Caitlyn. Every single one of you thought about spanking that *** when you first saw that pic.
Well no, no I didn't. I'm beginning to worry about a few of you.
Keep in mind that Brucie hasn't had genital change surgery and doesn't plan to. So I wouldn't say the transformation was complete. And it means most of us would be very careful about commenting about how attractive Brucie or Caitlyn or the ex Mr Jenner might be. We're going to be seeing a lot of his uh her mug for a while.
I know the PC crowd wants us to label somebody by what they feel like they are. But I think the old fashioned way makes more sense.. If you still have testicles, you're a guy. My guess is that 10 to 15 years from now, every public facility will have to have one restroom for guys, one for girls and one of its.
And on it goes. ESPN has announced that Brucie will get the Arthur Ashe award for courage.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Ernest P Worrell (Jim Varney) was hotter than Chaz Bono. I wonder if he'd have found Brucie attractive. Rumor was he preferred guys.
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Well, I shouldn't be surprised.
He played a Navy 'skipper' in McHales Navy...
He played a Navy 'skipper' in McHales Navy...
I was writing about a different Ernest. Should have double checked. I was thinking about Ernest P Worrell, the exaggerated comedy guy from the movies, as in Ernest goes Hawaiian, or whatever. I'll look up the actor's name..... Jim Varney. It was Varney, not Borgnine I was attempting to reference.
Borgnine made it to 95 I think. Varney barely more than half that. Died of lung cancer at 50. He was a chain smoker, despite filming an anti smoking PSA nearly 20 years before developing lung cancer.
Borgnine made it to 95 I think. Varney barely more than half that. Died of lung cancer at 50. He was a chain smoker, despite filming an anti smoking PSA nearly 20 years before developing lung cancer.
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Being obsessed with smoking White Owls and dressing up like a woman takes incredible courage?
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Geez. It's his body, his choice. I'm not hating on him because he wants to be a strikingly attractive woman. To me, he looks better so that alone has improved my life a tad.
Wonder what Caitlain's username would be if he registered here? Perhaps, whynotagirl, ha. Just a joke man, just a little humor.
Let's not forget. This dudette is 6' 2 and will be 66 years old in October. It doesn't matter how many new parts he/she gets, if it looks great for a few weeks, it ain't likely to stay that way very long.
Somewhere, Chrystie is very thankful that they divorced 34 years ago.
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Brucie and Why Not sittin' in a tree ... K I S S I N G
First comes love, then comes ....
Somewhere, Chrystie is very thankful that they divorced 34 years ago.
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Brucie and Why Not sittin' in a tree ... K I S S I N G
First comes love, then comes ....
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Arthur Ashe must be turning over in his grave right now. Bruce/Caitlyn winning this award is a shame, and will tarnish the award forever. He or she is a sick person.
Anyone remember the old Hotel Black in downtown OKC?
In 1967 I was inducted into the US Army and they sent me to OKC for the physical. When I walked into the hotel they had a sign about a show starting at 9:00 pm in the Bar. The sign had a photo of a really beautiful woman on it. So, about 8:30 I went to the bar and saw the girl in the photo sitting at the bar so I got on a stool down from her and ordered a beer. We talked a little and then just before 9:00 she excused herself and left. When the show started it was the same girl. She sang some songs and told some jokes. When show was over I turned around and looked at the bartender and made the comment to him that was one hunk of a woman. He looked at me with a deep frown on his face. It quickly turned into a big smile and he said that I might be right, but he didn't think so.
I started out of the bar and then turned around and looked at the sign and then I noticed the "female impersonator" and about crapped my pants. I was just an old country boy and had no clue. Some of these boys can really make themselves look good in a dress and that is all I am going to say about that.
In 1967 I was inducted into the US Army and they sent me to OKC for the physical. When I walked into the hotel they had a sign about a show starting at 9:00 pm in the Bar. The sign had a photo of a really beautiful woman on it. So, about 8:30 I went to the bar and saw the girl in the photo sitting at the bar so I got on a stool down from her and ordered a beer. We talked a little and then just before 9:00 she excused herself and left. When the show started it was the same girl. She sang some songs and told some jokes. When show was over I turned around and looked at the bartender and made the comment to him that was one hunk of a woman. He looked at me with a deep frown on his face. It quickly turned into a big smile and he said that I might be right, but he didn't think so.
I started out of the bar and then turned around and looked at the sign and then I noticed the "female impersonator" and about crapped my pants. I was just an old country boy and had no clue. Some of these boys can really make themselves look good in a dress and that is all I am going to say about that.