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gamecockcat

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Good looking babe in itty bitty bikini pulling her bottom down to reveal she shaves. Not quite full frontal but within an inch of being so. Personally, I say, 'Why so shy? Let's see it!' The letters to the editor following the swimsuit issue are always hilarious but this year promises to be pure gold.

Didn't post a pic because I truly don't care to learn how. You can all Google and find the cover photo. It's worth a look, even if it stops just a bit short.

Edit: Better?



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argubs2

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You deserve a timeout OP. Anyone who does this deserves a timeout. At minimum a day, and that's probably way too light.

If you don't care enough to learn how to post pictures...

1. You clearly don't care about or love your Wildcat Friends as you should
2. You're not a smart guy

Old dogs can learn new tricks OP. Learn a new trick. You are a habitual offender.
 
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gamecockcat

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99% of the time, I post very quickly while at work so I try not to do too much with scantily clad babes on my computer. If that makes me a BBN-hater, oh well, I can live with that.
 
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And if I were gonna get pissed, it would be because they let a fat chick in.


 
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funKYcat75

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Originally posted by Beavis606:
And if I were gonna get pissed, it would be because they let a fat chick in.
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Why? They've let Kate Upton in for years!

/Wildcatdroppings
 
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DSmith21

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Originally posted by gamecockcat:
Good looking babe in itty bitty bikini pulling her bottom down to reveal she shaves. Not quite full frontal but within an inch of being so. Personally, I say, 'Why so shy? Let's see it!'
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hoopsdave

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This whole politically correct crap about fat people are just as beautiful needs to stop.
Our country is way overweight and we now have to encourage people to go ahead and be overweigt as not to upset sensitive young girls. How about we teach people about healthy habits and maintaining a healthy weight without embracing fatness. Then let these models be what they are....ultra beautiful women that men can't get and girls can not like like. That is ok.
Some women are just more attractive then others. Some people are better athletes than others. They did not let me play in the NBA and say I was just as good as NBA players to spare my feelings.
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Pope John Wall II

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Originally posted by MdWIldcat55:
In my dream life in which I am not married that heavy girl could bring all 170 pounds of her goodness to my house any day. The only men turning that down are holding out for Neil Patrick Harris or for Bruce Jenner to complete his transformation.
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Or people who don't want to have to man the harpoons every morning to drag that landwhale out of bed
 
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mashburned

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Originally posted by Beavis606:
And if I were gonna get pissed, it would be because they let a fat chick in.


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Good they need some culture up in them pages anyway
 
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Phantom

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Originally posted by MdWIldcat55:
In my dream life in which I am not married that heavy girl could bring all 170 pounds of her goodness to my house any day. The only men turning that down are holding out for Neil Patrick Harris or for Bruce Jenner to complete his transformation.
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*dezyDECO*

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The girl on that cover could shoot down the helicopter carrying Brian Williams any day!
 
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Bill Cosby

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Originally posted by Mashburned:


Originally posted by Beavis606:
And if I were gonna get pissed, it would be because they let a fat chick in.


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Good they need some culture up in them pages anyway
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The actual plus size model they let in the magazine is much thinner than her. She's just a fatso in a paid advertisement in the magazine.
 
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We-Todd-Did

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Originally posted by -LEK-:

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Lie. This crappery is all over facebook. Buzzfeed even did a video about how fat is smoking hot. Guys like a little more cushion to hold at night........ All crap. Like the dude above, this needs to stop.
 
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Big_Blue79

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Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:

Originally posted by -LEK-:

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Lie. This crappery is all over facebook. Buzzfeed even did a video about how fat is smoking hot. Guys like a little more cushion to hold at night........ All crap. Like the dude above, this needs to stop.
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Wait, what part here is the lie? Was this Time's perfect body in 1955? I think she's smoking hot, but would need more pictures to judge... many more pictures.
 
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Mossip

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Originally posted by MdWIldcat55:
LOL at you 'males' who don't feel up to taking on that big woman in the SI advertisement. It is a long road from boyhood to manhood, and some of you are obviously lagging behind.
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Either you're trolling or you're married to a hamplanet. Either way ..
 
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maverick1_rivals376538

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Originally posted by MdWIldcat55:
In my dream life in which I am not married that heavy girl could bring all 170 pounds of her goodness to my house any day. The only men turning that down are holding out for Neil Patrick Harris or for Bruce Jenner to complete his transformation.
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I agree, but that chick looks quite a bit north of 170.
 
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GhostVol

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Originally posted by maverick1:

Originally posted by MdWIldcat55:
In my dream life in which I am not married that heavy girl could bring all 170 pounds of her goodness to my house any day. The only men turning that down are holding out for Neil Patrick Harris or for Bruce Jenner to complete his transformation.
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I agree, but that chick looks quite a bit north of 170.
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Some of y'all (NOT 55 or Mav) worry me. I've had sex with some huge a$$ women. And some stick women too. Mr. Happy Man does not care one iota about anything other than the warm feminine orifices he wants to explore. He has no eyes.

At my last physical, my doctor (woman) told me after looking at my PSA exam results:

"You'll never have to worry about prostate cancer. Or even an enlarged prostate"

Sex with women is good for your health. I highly recommend it!
 
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LineSkiCat

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Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:

Originally posted by -LEK-:

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Lie. This crappery is all over facebook. Buzzfeed even did a video about how fat is smoking hot. Guys like a little more cushion to hold at night........ All crap. Like the dude above, this needs to stop.
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This whole "Beauty comes in all sizes" campaign for women is just laughable. Some actually try and label fit and skinny women as bad examples for young girls.

Which is funny, because would anyone like to guess which movie trailer came out yesterday that has every woman buzzing on social media and going wild for?

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We-Todd-Did

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Originally posted by Big_Blue79:

Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:

Originally posted by -LEK-:

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Lie. This crappery is all over facebook. Buzzfeed even did a video about how fat is smoking hot. Guys like a little more cushion to hold at night........ All crap. Like the dude above, this needs to stop.
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Wait, what part here is the lie? Was this Time's perfect body in 1955? I think she's smoking hot, but would need more pictures to judge... many more pictures.
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I'll admit I'm incorrect in calling this picture a lie just because I'm not familiar with it. What I was referring to is social media being blasted with pictures of actually obese women claiming this is what was the definition of beauty, etc. for some time period. Bull. I keep seeing the plus size model above and some really big heavily tattooed girl who signed a modeling contract with captions about being real women, too much for most men, etc. Wrong. Women can be bigger and be hot, but they are hot in spite of their size, not because of their size. We need to call a spade a spade and deal with a health issue, not celebrate it.




Buzzfeed's Supposed Ideal Body Types
 
wcc31

wcc31

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Originally posted by -LEK-:

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That's a helluva body. Not perfect, but pretty good.

By the way- it's females who push for the super skinny look. It's not guys. Almost every guy I know appreciates some curves.
 
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Big_Blue79

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Originally posted by LordEgg:

Originally posted by Big_Blue79:

Originally posted by LordEgg:
Rubenesque women need lovin too
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Top 20 word of all time.
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somehow i allowed the spell check on cats illustrated to convince me that spelling was wrong. roger that, and it is noted.
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I had to look it up for the same reason. Even the correct spelling shows up misspelled in my browser. Still, great word.
 
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CatDaddy4daWin

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there's nothing 'fat' about that girl. I soo wish it was required to post pics of your old lady so we can all get a good laugh. There's a difference between fat girls and this... go to Walmart and you'll see what I'm saying.
 
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UKGrad93

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Only on The Paddock would there be a bunch f Internet Romeos that would turn down women good enough to get into the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Ghost & a few others have it right at least.
 
Beavis606

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Here she is in other ad campaigns. Just because you'd ride it doesn't mean she isn't a cow.






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BlueRaider22

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Originally posted by GhostVol:


At my last physical, my doctor (woman) told me after looking at my PSA exam results:

"You'll never have to worry about prostate cancer. Or even an enlarged prostate"

Sex with women is good for your health. I highly recommend it!
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That's not the whole quote though........the whole quote paints a different picture......

"The HIV test was negative this time. Here's your prescription for Zithromax. You'll have to take it for 60 days to allow the gonorrhea to clear up before having sex again.....for risk of transmission to your partner. On a positive note, you'll never have to worry about prostate cancer. Or even an enlarged prostate. But please be careful, with the women you choose there are conditions that you could get that will literally cause you penis to die and rot off your body........there aren't any antiobiotics for that."
 
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backbeatcat_rivals376595

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Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:

Originally posted by Big_Blue79:

Originally posted by We-Todd-Did:

Originally posted by -LEK-:

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Lie. This crappery is all over facebook. Buzzfeed even did a video about how fat is smoking hot. Guys like a little more cushion to hold at night........ All crap. Like the dude above, this needs to stop.
Click to expand...
Wait, what part here is the lie? Was this Time's perfect body in 1955? I think she's smoking hot, but would need more pictures to judge... many more pictures.
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I'll admit I'm incorrect in calling this picture a lie just because I'm not familiar with it. What I was referring to is social media being blasted with pictures of actually obese women claiming this is what was the definition of beauty, etc. for some time period. Bull. I keep seeing the plus size model above and some really big heavily tattooed girl who signed a modeling contract with captions about being real women, too much for most men, etc. Wrong. Women can be bigger and be hot, but they are hot in spite of their size, not because of their size. We need to call a spade a spade and deal with a health issue, not celebrate it.
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Moderate here. The buzzfeed thing WAAAAAY misrepresents the ideal of the golden age of Hollywood. WAAAYY off. That chick would have seen ZERO screen time because her waist is not small enough among other things.

However, I know lots of guys who have a pretty wide range of what is considered attractive. It is the whole package that matters...figure, face, dress, and minute details matter. Curvy like Sofia Vergarra or Christina Hendricks? Check. Curvy like Roseanne Barr or Rosie O'Donnell? Puke.

There is definitely a "movement" to undo years of media bias toward a more narrow range of acceptable body types but some of it misses an important point: Figure is a part of the whole package and just because you are a particular body type (looking at you toothless crack HO and/or Walmart lingerie shoppers) does not in any way guarantee that you are beautiful. Physical beauty will continue to matter and a lot of it is EFFORT. It takes more effort for some women/men to look good but it is worth it. If that includes dieting to get to an attractive weight then so be it. That part applies to men as well of course.

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KingOfBBN

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So when does Muscle and Fitness get rid of the bodybuilders are start putting the guys that look like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force on the cover? "You don't have to be ripped to be considered good looking."

I love the kid gloves PC bullshat we have to use today. The person who used the NBA as an example was dead on.
 
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