Caption this - UNC/MSU edition

[dukephysics]

 

[Showenuff]

We just waxed your *** Roy. Heh heh uh yup, yup , I mean shucks, we couldn't pass the dadgum ball. That Dadgum Luke Maye was horrible.

 

[hart2chesson]

Izzo: "You know I never whooped you til now, and it feels so good, especially after your sorry butts got off scott-free for Cheating.
Bite me huckleberry!!"

OFC

 

[lyonhawk]

Roy: How did you keep Bagley from getting a double double?
Izzo: We kept missing shots until one of his teammates poked him in the eye trying to get a rebound.
Roy: We are pretty good at missing shots...

 

[Dattier]

Izzo: Roy, are you saving your water like all those timeouts?
Roy: Never know how bad a fire you gotta put out. This game was worse than the wildfires in California.

 

[sgrooms]

Izzo: "Don't feel bad, Roy. Will our teams even matter if Duke decides to play a full 40 minutes?"

Roy: (nervous laughter)

 

[Mac9192]

"You're screwed Roy. They beat me and that Marvin kid didn't play the last 30 minutes, and we coughed the ball up what 24 times against you and held you to 45!"
"Tom, I might use one or two of my timeouts when we play them. Guarantee you we will hold Bagley under 48, hehehe."

 

[SwatX1]

izzo.....phew, what's that smell Roy? You crap your pants?

Roy......yeah Tom, yes I did.....happened the last 3' of that Duke -fla game.

 

[peterjurkinsquirtsroywilliams]

Roy: Tom, what should I offer K to give us a better chance of beating Duke? One year supply of Wanda's Nanner Puddin, a blank check, or an exclusive trip with Tami?

Tom: Well Damn Roy, I wasn't offered any of those things!

 

[skysdad]

Tom. " Where are you gonna hang that 2nd place banner roy." hof coach roy williams. "Oh we have a whole section in the dome for those banners.right beside the space that is reserved for my ties that all will hang when I retire. " OFC

 

[denverexpat]

Izzo: We just schooled you guys better than the Afro-American Studies department
Roy: We schooled the NCAA though!

 

[smashmouth5]

Hey Roy, you heard this one? Two students walk into an AFAM class...

 

[dukedevilz]

Reporter: What do you guys think about the possibility of playing each other again in March?
Roy: I think that would be dadgum gift for all of college basketball... and that means we've made it pretty far in the tournament if we're playing Michigan State. I'd feel pretty good about it, actually. (Roy chuckles)
Izzo: I'd feel pretty good about it too, Roy. I mean, who wouldn't want to play an ordinary team that's filled with below-average shooters in March?