caption this - week of Duke/Florida game
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I'll trade you some nanner pudding for a couple good players...
"So John, what in the world are you putting in your nanner pudding to get all these one-and-dones?"
"John, this is how you cheat AND get away with it..."
Calipari: "Please stop touching me".
Roy: "But you're so sleek and slippery".
Roy: "But you're so sleek and slippery".
Roy: Every polka dot on this tie is a time out I haven't used this season. Guess how many...
"You know, John, they offered me the UK job first, but I turned them down."
After we lose, let me get one of those daggumit Kenturky stickers
Roy: Cal, you got any pointers on how to beat that K guy and Duke.
Cal: Tons of them, Roy, and just as soon as we beat the team we're supposed to beat to get to play them...I'll show you.
OFC
Cal: Tons of them, Roy, and just as soon as we beat the team we're supposed to beat to get to play them...I'll show you.
OFC
Hey Cal, listen closely if you want to know how to get 3 or 4 years out of your players instead of one and done.
Cal, can I use the ladies restroom here?
So Roy... Let's talk about that Helms banner for a moment.. Do you realize that if we hung those in Rupp that we would have 15 banners hanging instead of 8? Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
Roy: "Can you show my players how to read..."
Cal: "What?!?!"
Roy: "Defenses....read defenses, John."
Cal: "What?!?!"
Roy: "Defenses....read defenses, John."
"Is that scoreboard really right? Who in the hell has the time to take five timeouts per game?"
Roy to Cal...."It's pretty bad with the recruits you get that I still have more championships than you, and they say I can't coach!!!!"
hof coach roy williams" I understand that your fan base wants to be Duke's rival. We are Duke's rival get it."
Cal: " Yeah I get it but those Duke fans will be pulling for us. Now put that in your "nanner puddin." OFC
Cal: " Yeah I get it but those Duke fans will be pulling for us. Now put that in your "nanner puddin." OFC
Roy: "Can you believe Coach K is retiring at the end of the year?"
Cal: "Are you serious, he's stepping down?"
Roy: "Yeah, he told me he can't compete with Kentucky anymore."
Cal: [pause] "You're a bad liar , Roy."
Roy: "Why does everyone keep telling me that?"
Cal: "Are you serious, he's stepping down?"
Roy: "Yeah, he told me he can't compete with Kentucky anymore."
Cal: [pause] "You're a bad liar , Roy."
Roy: "Why does everyone keep telling me that?"
hof coach roy williams to Cal.
You and Mike can cruit all those OAD guys you want. You guys can have em. I don't want em. They just don't fit in down here at carolina. We're an institution of higher learnin. Do you understand just how many of those OAD guys that you and Mike have got over the years that I told we wurnt going waste our time cruitin them. Every daggum one of them daggumit. Every daggum one of them. OFC.
You and Mike can cruit all those OAD guys you want. You guys can have em. I don't want em. They just don't fit in down here at carolina. We're an institution of higher learnin. Do you understand just how many of those OAD guys that you and Mike have got over the years that I told we wurnt going waste our time cruitin them. Every daggum one of them daggumit. Every daggum one of them. OFC.
Cal: "Hey, Roy. Did you hear about that new poster on the DI free board?"
Roy: "You mean Duke-23? I think he's awesome. I wish we had him on THR."
Roy: "You mean Duke-23? I think he's awesome. I wish we had him on THR."
Roy : Hey cal how do you have ALL that talent every year and you only have 1 title?
Cal : I'll answer that when you teach me how to not get caught cheating.
Cal : I'll answer that when you teach me how to not get caught cheating.
John, I met a girl who has a friend who is really, really hot but I can't handle both of them. Can you come up to the room after the game?