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SwatX1

Heisman
Jan 4, 2011
8,341
10,583
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Scotty00

All-American
Mar 11, 2008
91,591
5,292
0
Dag gummit Luke I done your paper for you could you at least go get me a moon pie and coke coler!
 
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dukesince91

All-American
Mar 16, 2012
3,720
6,705
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I told you Luke that you weren't ready for the NBA. Good golly why did you even think about testing them waters?
 
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Mac9192

Heisman
Jan 25, 2017
9,996
14,026
107
Luke, you've been here long enough to know I don't use any time outs.
 
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HonkeyT

All-Conference
Apr 27, 2006
4,761
1,577
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Luke, don't take it personal but when Zion postered you I **** my pants. I still love you, kid.
 
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pisgah101

Heisman
Dec 26, 2005
15,651
13,551
113
“There is no escape. Don’t make me destroy you. Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy”
 
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Canadian Dukie

All-Conference
Nov 22, 2017
1,670
1,788
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I need your help son..you need to block the lane and take a charge when that fat kid from Duke is about to posterize you..shouldn't hurt too much...E.H.S. will be standing by just in case...good luck.
 
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IPSYCHOSIS

All-Conference
Dec 22, 2016
4,095
1,828
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Son it’s ok...I sprinkle and eat nuts I’m my nana pudding ....just not Zion’s
 
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skysdad

Heisman
Mar 3, 2006
42,753
22,653
0
DukefanKY said:
But Deddy.......I don't want to guard Zion no more.....he hurts me.
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"Now you listen to me son. I don't care how much it hurts. When that fatty comes down the land airborne to dunk the ball you jump right under him. It's gonna hurt bad but if I whine enough about it maybe we can get a charge call out of it. If he does go over the top of you and you end up getting tea bagged then I want you to flop. We have a history of getting flop calls. If all of this fails then I want you to start screaming and crying holding a part of your body. I feel if this happens we have a good chance of filing physical assault charges brought against him and get him suspended. Don't forget that ACC Commissioner is one of us and he hates Duke as much as I do. Have I Made myself clear. OFC.
 
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gottagonow

All-Conference
Apr 14, 2010
4,838
2,739
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Luke, when I gaze into you beautiful eyes its just makes me, well makes me feel weak in my special spot down there.
 
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skysdad

Heisman
Mar 3, 2006
42,753
22,653
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[QU"IPSYCHOSIS, post: 11291849, member: 31780"]Son it’s ok...I sprinkle and eat nuts I’m my a pudding ....just not Zion’s[/QUOTE]
That's "nanner puddin" LOL. OFC
 
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gottagonow

All-Conference
Apr 14, 2010
4,838
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Luke don't beleive a word of that All American BS. Theres no way you'll be All American with Duke having two on the first team.
 
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skysdad

Heisman
Mar 3, 2006
42,753
22,653
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I can get you a tie just like it. You have good taste. In fact I think I'm gonna order everyone on the team one and we can wear them on the road.In fact I think I we should all dress a like. It will be kind of cute and show how close we are. Just like family. OFC
 
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