I don't regularly keep up with the gayest places on earth as you do, but congrats on the copy/paste from your personal archives.
Chicago Bachelor Party Ideas (no one does the Chi like the paddock)
- Thread starter NW50
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Seriously, who in the world invokes Michael Jordan's name when talking about their own retirement? LOL. Fiddy must have sniffed half the Keys' hineys and got high on toxic sand butt crack before he posted that.
Me and Mike was right there, dog. Went out together. I was like "Mike, I'm going, too" and he was like "who are you" and I was like "stop playin, Mike." We was tight like that.
MIke Jordan retired and I was like "Time for me to go, too" cause wouldn't nothing left to prove. I got all these weddings to go to. All the antibacterial soap I need. I'm the best man at a wedding. I mean, what else was there? I was right there with Mike because he went to weddings, too. Just like me. Me and Mike was like that. Doing stuff. That's why I retired with him.
Are you whining little girls going to completely ruin The Paddock? Seriously, I cannot believe how big of a wuss you D League wusses are. Constant parade to the mods skirt. Every last one of you.
I wish for one day they would let me have at the D League without banning me. I would obliterate you sissy boys.
I wonder how many reports to the mods Austing and Kooky have blubbered out already?
Zero, although you may have realized as much had you simply STFU and just went with the flow. But oh, no, Sparky, we gotta cause a scene everywhere we go.
Crow's thirst is truly something to behold. Persistent, deep, and eternally unquenchable. Like a urinal trough at an interstate rest area that hasn't been cleaned in six years....he waits patiently for your stream.
Give him what he wants, Paddock. Open thine urethras and expel the piss into his mouth. Figuratively or literally. The really yellow, dehydrated stuff.
Give him what he wants, Paddock. Open thine urethras and expel the piss into his mouth. Figuratively or literally. The really yellow, dehydrated stuff.
While I was searching for a picture to demonstrate what a suckup backstabbing bunch of whining losers the D-Bag League was I came across this picture. This thread could use more of this
Where do I know you from as you are clearly a cut above this rabble? Way back to CNNSI, perhaps?
She'd pop your centimeter peter right off.While I was searching for a picture to demonstrate what a suckup backstabbing bunch of whinning losers the D-Bag League was I came across this picture. This thread could use more of this
It's great to be loved.
Just remember: Not everyone can qualify for the Big-D. Perhaps you can someday.
While I was searching for a picture to demonstrate what a suckup backstabbing bunch of whinning losers the D-Bag League was I came across this picture. This thread could use more of this
Paging Dr. Freud.
Time for my daily, lunch time walk. It's 50/50 on whether or not you'll self-destruct before my return.
The Doofus League has distracted me from addressing Mr. NW Fiddy, fully. I had intended on making him a project today. If you listen closely you can hear the sea breeze whooshing across his expansive hiney like blowing into a pop bottle... all those hot nights in the sweltering keys have taken their toll, apparently. One must not go to the candy store too often, brah.
These crying GIFs are too edgy for me. If I were you all, I'd leave suckass alone. No doubt he has the verbal prowess (and Wikipedia) to message board destroy you. He's clearly wrecked NW50.
When NW50 responds can somebody be sure to save it for me? When he gets here this thread will get axed about as quick as chicks blow by Lord Crows profile pic on Tinder.
You missed a terrible poster being his typical batshit crazy self.
So no, not really.
You missed Lord Suckass completely MURK NW50. I dare say it was roasted anus.
Crow attention whoring as usual.
D league guys aren't doing much to help their cause although I do think Austin is a solid poster. Lost quite a bit of respect for the d league thread once it turned into rafters 2.0 in regards to the 'like' button.
I'm not even joking when I say some of them use the like button to keep up with what parts of the thread have been read.
Not me I just like whatever. I feel empowered that it bothers people
Wow... Just wow.
I wish this could be pinned to the top. Truly entertaining.
@ToastedAnus. Poor bastard.
I wish this could be pinned to the top. Truly entertaining.
@ToastedAnus. Poor bastard.
Go. Go. Go. You're posts demonstrate pure gold!While I was searching for a picture to demonstrate what a suckup backstabbing bunch of whining losers the D-Bag League was I came across this picture. This thread could use more of this
A pleasure to read!