WDRB - Today the City of Louisville is suing the University of Louisville in US District court. According to the Metro Louisville attorneys office, the city is suing to force the university to remove Louisville from its name. According to the legal filing, the university has caused the city of Louisville great financial damage, embarrassment and loss of consortium due to numerous recent events. An anonymous City official was quoted as saying, U of L is a rolling **** storm and someone has to stop them from tarnishing the City's reputation.
According to the FBI, they apparently have noticed that the Russians have stopped attempting to hack the University of Louisville's computer servers. The FBI was called in to investigate and noted that even the Russians have some integrity. Louisville has become too disgusting for even them. When the city received this info from the FBI, that was the moment it was decided something had to happen. The connection between University and City had to end.
The legal action demands that the name Louisville be removed from all University buildings, literature, sports teams and from every corner of the university. They do not make a suggestion as to what name should replace Louisville if the university loses the suit.
According to the FBI, they apparently have noticed that the Russians have stopped attempting to hack the University of Louisville's computer servers. The FBI was called in to investigate and noted that even the Russians have some integrity. Louisville has become too disgusting for even them. When the city received this info from the FBI, that was the moment it was decided something had to happen. The connection between University and City had to end.
The legal action demands that the name Louisville be removed from all University buildings, literature, sports teams and from every corner of the university. They do not make a suggestion as to what name should replace Louisville if the university loses the suit.