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ShutdownD24 2.0

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They dont like the fact that Pizza Man showed up with facts, and now apparently I’ve got a whole football mafia worried about my delivery route! Somebody tell the Burns boys I’m not here to steal their playbook… I’m just serving up slices of reality and if those roller skates and short shorts somehow make a comeback, I want a front row seat. I’ll even deliver the pizza. Just don’t ask me to deliver excuses! 😂😂
“slices of reality” from Pizza Man lol. I like that. You gonna fit in real well around here…
 
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PizzaMan82

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“slices of reality” from Pizza Man lol. I like that. You gonna fit in real well around here…
Sadly, I haven’t heard a peep from those Burns boys since 3:40. 😂 They went from consistent communication to a complete dead end faster than a fourth down play that doesn’t convert! I sure hope I haven’t lost their business!
 
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Shelby Lion

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Sadly, I haven’t heard a peep from those Burns boys since 3:40. 😂 They went from consistent communication to a complete dead end faster than a fourth down play that doesn’t convert! I sure hope I haven’t lost their business!
They are busy getting their chores done before their chip beef and gravy, and a cake of cornbread maw was a fixin.... They will be around soon enough

Just wait until they get into the wild irish rose, and return from the trampoline park..then its on like a pot of pintos

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PizzaMan82

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They are busy getting their chores done before their chip beef and gravy, and a cake of cornbread maw was a fixin.... They will be around soon enough

Just wait until they get into the wild irish rose, and return from the trampoline park..then its one like a pot of pintos

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So you’re telling me they’re out there doing chores, eating cornbread, and bouncing at the trampoline park while I’m over here worried about my business relationship?! I better hear from them before the pintos finish cooking, or I’m putting their account on the injured reserve list! 😂
 
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Shelby Lion

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So you’re telling me they’re out there doing chores, eating cornbread, and bouncing at the trampoline park while I’m over here worried about my business relationship?! I better hear from them before the pintos finish cooking, or I’m putting their account on the injured reserve list! 😂
What you need to do (take it from me) is pick a battle with Bulldog02.....thats the key, he da rang leader.... Good people but a little off which is what makes him fun to converse with...Just dont stare at him too long.....that one eye points east and the other a little westerly....
 
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BurnsBulldog02

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I’m still trying to figure out what the hell he is talking about “Burns fans”. He went back and forth with one guy. 😂 We talked about the Cherryville game leading up but that’s it. What’s there to say today about it? It went how I thought it would. 🤷‍♂️

I just got caught up. My first guess is he is either a disgruntled Burns fan in disguise or another poster that created a name. The easy solution would be to get my buddy to get his IP and see if it matches another poster to filter the two theories out.
 

ShutdownD24 2.0

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If the QB hits a few of those it could have made it a 35-28 type of game where anyone could win
He usually does not miss open guys. Sometimes it takes a game like this to get everyone refocused. Despite those missed opportunities the fumble return for td that was called back was huge. That return puts us up at halftime 14-7 with the momentum. It changes both teams approach to the second half. That wasn’t just a bad call it was a fabricated call. I watched each KM defender on the KM YouTube and the HUDL video. No block in the back or any blocking for that matter anywhere on that play because no one needed to block, he was way out in front with a convoy running with him. The missed 4th down pass reception when we were driving to tie the score with an official looking right at it was another huge missed call. Video doesn’t lie. We may have still lost but those calls were huge momentum swingers. There has to be some real accountability in high school officiating.
 
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PizzaMan82

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I’m still trying to figure out what the hell he is talking about “Burns fans”. He went back and forth with one guy. 😂 We talked about the Cherryville game leading up but that’s it. What’s there to say today about it? It went how I thought it would. 🤷‍♂️

I just got caught up. My first guess is he is either a disgruntled Burns fan in disguise or another poster that created a name. The easy solution would be to get my buddy to get his IP and see if it matches another poster to filter the two theories out.
What-choo mean. I dint do NUFFIN
 

PizzaMan82

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What you need to do (take it from me) is pick a battle with Bulldog02.....thats the key, he da rang leader.... Good people but a little off which is what makes him fun to converse with...Just dont stare at him too long.....that one eye points east and the other a little westerly....
Hold on now! So Bulldog02 is the ringleader, and I’ve been trying to negotiate with the whole Burns operation without contacting upper management?! No wonder communication broke down at 3:40! And you telling me not to stare too long has me wondering if I need a map, a compass, or both before I pick this battle! 😂 I’m just trying to keep these boys as paying customers, not end up in a whole conference realignment!
 

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whats eating gilbert grape GIF

To sum it all up he went higher this time.
 
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Stormsurge1

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I’m still trying to figure out what the hell he is talking about “Burns fans”. He went back and forth with one guy. 😂 We talked about the Cherryville game leading up but that’s it. What’s there to say today about it? It went how I thought it would. 🤷‍♂️

I just got caught up. My first guess is he is either a disgruntled Burns fan in disguise or another poster that created a name. The easy solution would be to get my buddy to get his IP and see if it matches another poster to filter the two theories out.
You can do that? I would love to have everyone’s IP address checked on here. Would prove that we got some guys out there that dabble around with funny names.
 

DeBoer31

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If the QB hits a few of those it could have made it a 35-28 type of game where anyone could win
Yeah , yeah, and if sp had run 8 more tds they would’ve won by 76 pts.
my ridiculous scenario is more plausible than the above. WHY didn’t he, WHY couldn’t he hit these throws? Wind blowing too hard? Did he have tacos for lunch?
Maybe it had something to do with that team that wears red helmets…the team that has made a living beating the absolute h€ll out of KM over the better part of a half a century. Sp has beaten way better Km teams, and way better teams in general than that bunch.
substance>hype
 

DeBoer31

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You can do that? I would love to have everyone’s IP address checked on here. Would prove that we got some guys out there that dabble around with funny names.
I don’t think that guy has posted as someone else. If he has….where has that creativity been? Makes no sense. Probably a long time reader , maybe poster from past that decided to come back active.
he would be easy to spot if he was a recent double poster.
You SC people have that covered.
 
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Stormsurge1

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I don’t think that guy has posted as someone else. If he has….where has that creativity been? Makes no sense. Probably a long time reader , maybe poster from past that decided to come back active.
he would be easy to spot if he was a recent double poster.
You SC people have that covered.
Funny, again I would love to have the IP addresses checked…..would you?
 

Shelby Lion

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You can do that? I would love to have everyone’s IP address checked on here. Would prove that we got some guys out there that dabble around with funny names.
Sure you can. I know where every single one of you live and who you are... but would never share... Now if you have some cheetos and diet sundrop missing it aint me :)

Im kidding except for the last line LOL
 
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DeBoer31

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Funny, again I would love to have the IP addresses checked…..would you?
Yeah why not? You think I have 2 names on here? What kind of time do you think I have on my hands anyway ?
Also….not for nothing….but if you think any of these other SP posters have my charisma or talent then you are just fooling yourself. The posts would be hard to duplicate.
There is only one mf dropping gold nuggets along the way totally free of charge jacko.
 
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Sure you can. I know where every single one of you live and who you are... but would never share... Now if you have some cheetos and diet sundrop missing it aint me :)

Im kidding except for the last line LOL
I’m joking too. It is more fun, knowing/thinking that some guys have aliases on here. It is all for entertainment anyway.
 

DeBoer31

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Funny, again I would love to have the IP addresses checked…..would you?
If you are referring to the pizza man…I agree he is funny and smart. That’s easy to see. But he/she ain’t me.
I don’t need to take any other man/woman’s shine. They have to stand on their own.
now do I think I have inspired that person to post…..probably…..because I have inspired THE MILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD and you and everybody else knows it.
autograph line forms tomorrow at 2pm. I will sign glossy photos of myself and yearbooks of cougar moms only.
 

DeBoer31

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I’m still trying to figure out what the hell he is talking about “Burns fans”. He went back and forth with one guy. 😂 We talked about the Cherryville game leading up but that’s it. What’s there to say today about it? It went how I thought it would. 🤷‍♂️

I just got caught up. My first guess is he is either a disgruntled Burns fan in disguise or another poster that created a name. The easy solution would be to get my buddy to get his IP and see if it matches another poster to filter the two theories out.
BB02….i just came back from a hang session with a couple ladies and was told i was probably nearby your house.
Smell these two fingers, real quick.

the pizza man ain’t bringing that kind of of heat. Come on.
 

Stormsurge1

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If you are referring to the pizza man…I agree he is funny and smart. That’s easy to see. But he/she ain’t me.
I don’t need to take any other man/woman’s shine. They have to stand on their own.
now do I think I have inspired that person to post…..probably…..because I have inspired THE MILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD and you and everybody else knows it.
autograph line forms tomorrow at 2pm. I will sign glossy photos of myself and yearbooks of cougar moms only.
I didn’t say I thought you were the pizzaman…I do think he is funny…he is nothing but a troll with opinions (which by the way is 99% of everyone on this board). This place is nothing but a break from reality. No one on here throwing any td’s or making any tackles on Friday nights. Just a bunch of dads or moms/fans/alumni in the stands on here.
 
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PizzaMan82

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I didn’t say I thought you were the pizzaman…I do think he is funny…he is nothing but a troll with opinions (which by the way is 99% of everyone on this board). This place is nothing but a break from reality. No one on here throwing any td’s or making any tackles on Friday nights. Just a bunch of dads or moms/fans/alumni in the stands on here.
Exactly! We’re a bunch of 50, 60, and 70 year old dads sitting around talking football like we’re about to get suited up and take the field ourselves! Some of us need a heating pad before kickoff and a chiropractor after arguing about the depth chart! Nobody here is throwing touchdowns or making tackles on Friday night. We’re just old fans keeping our blood pressure up and our wives wondering why we’re yelling at a phone! 😂
 
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PizzaMan82

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BB02….i just came back from a hang session with a couple ladies and was told i was probably nearby your house.
Smell these two fingers, real quick.

the pizza man ain’t bringing that kind of of heat. Come on.
Listen, I won’t tell if you won’t tell! Our little secret stays between us. You’re me, I’m you, and apparently we’ve been joking with everyone on this football forum all today! Just remember which account you’re logged into before you start agreeing with yourself. Folks might get suspicious when we throw out the same jokes! 😂
 

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BB02….i just came back from a hang session with a couple ladies and was told i was probably nearby your house.
Smell these two fingers, real quick.

the pizza man ain’t bringing that kind of of heat. Come on.
Thanks for the warning. I had no clue I lived that close to a gay bar.

Pick another target. 😎
 
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Exactly! We’re a bunch of 50, 60, and 70 year old dads sitting around talking football like we’re about to get suited up and take the field ourselves! Some of us need a heating pad before kickoff and a chiropractor after arguing about the depth chart! Nobody here is throwing touchdowns or making tackles on Friday night. We’re just old fans keeping our blood pressure up and our wives wondering why we’re yelling at a phone! 😂
Woah woah... I aint even 40 yet.... when I need advice on my first prostate exam I'll definitely reach out to you guys.
 
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Shelby Lion

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Exactly! We’re a bunch of 50, 60, and 70 year old dads sitting around talking football like we’re about to get suited up and take the field ourselves! Some of us need a heating pad before kickoff and a chiropractor after arguing about the depth chart! Nobody here is throwing touchdowns or making tackles on Friday night. We’re just old fans keeping our blood pressure up and our wives wondering why we’re yelling at a phone! 😂
Im 55 feel 25 act 12 so there is that LOL
 
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