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LineSkiCat14

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A lot of good choices in here. Gio is nice. My problem with ones like that is they are way too popular. Not to mention any D-bag with a blowout is probably rocking Gio, which is the last person I want to smell like.
 

Teachable Moe

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I got the name of a decent deodorant from my father-in-law. You smell like you wish your dentist smelled.

No cologne, though. A great uncle of mine wore cologne. He scared me. And our foreign exchange student wore one of those For Teens Only colognes. And it rasped my sinuses like glass shards he wore so much. I suspect he wore it so he wouldn't have to shower.
 

DSmith21

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I pretty much quit wearing cologne, as I now use overpriced scented bars of soap from Whole Foods, but I would be interested in scrotum cologne.

Sensitive enough for your balls, but man enough for the office

Try this, it keeps your sack dry and has a baby fresh smell. The product reviews are pretty funny.

http://www.amazon.com/Fresh-Balls-The-Solution-For/product-reviews/B004BC62MI

 
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DSmith21

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Well if you ever move to Hawaii, you may need it according to this reviewer.

Hawaiian Crisp Balls:

I am a young doctor (MD) that recently moved to Hawaii. My friend let me try a dab of his Fresh Balls one night before hitting the night clubs. I admit, I was a bit skeptical. I've been saying for years that a person could be a millionaire if they invent such a product. I've been using regular arm deodorant on my scrotum and perineal area for the last few months since moving to Hawaii. I love the weather here, but a tropical climate can wreak havic on your manhood. At times, it feels like my testicles are sitting in a sauna or cigar humidor. After using this product, I hit the clubs with a bit more confidence. Yes, you will sweat and have insensible fluid losses, but I promise they will not be from your testicles. I love the soft residue it leaves behind, a subtle reminder of how Fresh your balls are indeed. I must say, I am a taken man and I no longer have that fear or embarrassment to have my girlfriend go down on me, even after a hard rigorous work out. Thank you Fresh Balls.
 
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