Commercial Hatred

Rebelfreedomeagle

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The “thank you” song going while the guy draws a track in his driveway for the neighborhood children. He’s a groomer. His next track goes straight to his secret garage sex dungeon.
 

bkingUK

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My favorite is the commercials for pills for illnesses like IBS where the IBS stricken looks miserable until they take the pill. Then the elevator music kicks in while they play badminton in the backyard with a perfectly diverse set a friends, all playing the most fantastically fun game of badminton ever played, laughing and smiling. Meanwhile grandpa is on the grill making cheese burgers while talking over the picket fence to smiling neighbor Bob. Taking the pill for IBS is better than having no ailments. Jealous.
 
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Tskware

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Commercials with dogs. Makes mine go ape ****.

Political ads. Both sides.

Dem Candidate A: I would lick Biden’s balls. Other side scary and bad.
Dem Candidate B: I would lick Biden’s balls twice. Other side scary and bad.
Dem Candidate C: I have licked Biden’s balls and I would inhale the shaft too. Other side scary and bad


Republican Candidate A: I would lick Trump’s balls. Other side scary and bad.
Republican Candidate B: I would lick Trump’s balls twice. Other side scary and bad.
Republican Candidate C: I have licked Trump’s balls and I would inhale the shaft too. Other side scary and bad.

Never a mention of what they’d do. Just a blanket statement about the “radical” other side and acknowledgement of their preferred clique.

Pretty much 100% accurate, I sometimes wonder if Andy Barr is given a script to read in public by Mitch McConnell? I know Andy and he is a nice guy, but damn, I would like to know if he has ever had an original thought since he got elected.
 
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812scottj

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“I called to check my zip code”. Joe Namath looks like a fool shirking for that outfit
 

PhDcat2018

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Every sonic commercial ever has sucked. Limu emu would be great if he got drilled by a semi truck. Flo and that whole campaign can DIAF. The descovey aids drug, and all pharma drugs. The dui commercials and don't text and drive commercials. Wasted tax money. All lawyer commercials.
 

theoledog

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Also, for you gun hating sissies, I just got a Glock 40MOS (10mm). Put a Leupold Aimpoint Pro on it with co-witness night sights. GLOCKZILLA!! Feel free to take this in any direction you’d like
This is my fave Glock AD👍👍 Well done OP.
 

wildcatdon

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Agree with Joe Swag. Liberty Mutual commercials ought to be banned from tv. I would never buy insurance from a company like that. The ignorance that goes into making those commercials is mind numbing.
 

rick64

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Hessig & Pohl personal injury attorneys ad. Absolutely stupid. Rapping their phone number with this cheap looking cartoon and animation.
 

RogCat1119

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I like guns as much as anyone and own a few myself...but I too was confused by this post. A bit strange to derail your own “bad commercials” thread and turn it into an 8 page argument over the 2nd Amendment...just 4 minutes after the OP & before anyone had even replied. But congrats on your new purchase I guess.

I pretty much hate all commercials. A few of them are somewhat clever but most are ridiculously horrible. I am constantly amazed that people get paid to produce that junk.
Gun humper doing gun-humper things. Not you; OP.
 

812scottj

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Well, stop watching NASCAR, and you’ll be happier on a couple of fronts!
 

LineSkiCat14

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Agree with Joe Swag. Liberty Mutual commercials ought to be banned from tv. I would never buy insurance from a company like that. The ignorance that goes into making those commercials is mind numbing.

Progressive is an interesting case.. they are simultaneously better and worse than any other insurance commercial. The "Don't be like your parents" are maybe some of the best series of commercials out there.. while the decade-long, 500 and counting Flo commercials with her team are literally the worst.
 

funKYcat75

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Progressive is an interesting case.. they are simultaneously better and worse than any other insurance commercial. The "Don't be like your parents" are maybe some of the best series of commercials out there.. while the decade-long, 500 and counting Flo commercials with her team are literally the worst.
the parents commercials must be almost too funny. I didn’t associate them with any product at all. They’re just a good watch.
 
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AFLAC - I hate the rat, make it stop already
I fixed it for you

 

tallkat70

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Speaking of Jake from State Farm, back when the Jussie Smollett fake assault was nearing a verdict, there was a couple of sites that had a few ( and they were corrected) who thought he was Jake from State Farm and that they hoped State Farm would lose business. So that's where we are as a country, people who actually think Smollett was telling the truth, people who think State Farm needs to be canceled for having an actor that looks like him and the rest of us in between.
 

WildcatFan1982

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Speaking of Jake from State Farm, back when the Jussie Smollett fake assault was nearing a verdict, there was a couple of sites that had a few ( and they were corrected) who thought he was Jake from State Farm and that they hoped State Farm would lose business. So that's where we are as a country, people who actually think Smollett was telling the truth, people who think State Farm needs to be canceled for having an actor that looks like him and the rest of us in between.

There are people that are mad at Sandra Bullock because of all of the Michael Oher/Tuhoy drama
 

DSmith21

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Political ads are the worst. Kentucky's governor race is especially bad this time with both candidates with plenty of money to air them all day.
 
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