Congrats!

[Wingman137]

A nice home win! I'm sure there will be more to come.

 

[mildone_rivals]

Thanks.

So... I've been meaning to ask: what sort of services do you offer as a wingman? Like, if some single guy here wanted to head out to the clubs and find his future ex-wife, how could you assist him in that endeavor? Or do you specialize in helping guys land one-night stands?

I ask because, as a hookers and blow entrepreneur, with a side-specialty in, uh, farming (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), I can see possibilities for a business partnership that could be wildly profitable to both parties, while providing much needed services to folks out there who might need a bit of help finding true love in this world.

 

[Wingman137]

LOL, more like sitting at the bar eating hot wings!

 

[Knight Shift]

Thanks.

So... I've been meaning to ask: what sort of services do you offer as a wingman? Like, if some single guy here wanted to head out to the clubs and find his future ex-wife, how could you assist him in that endeavor? Or do you specialize in helping guys land one-night stands?

I ask because, as a hookers and blow entrepreneur, with a side-specialty in, uh, farming (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), I can see possibilities for a business partnership that could be wildly profitable to both parties, while providing much needed services to folks out there who might need a bit of help finding true love in this world.

Urban Meyer is available.

 

[mildone_rivals]

Urban Meyer is available.

I think he'd make a better customer than a business partner. He could be a potential early round investor, too, I suppose.

 

[ScarletDave]

Thanks.

So... I've been meaning to ask: what sort of services do you offer as a wingman? Like, if some single guy here wanted to head out to the clubs and find his future ex-wife, how could you assist him in that endeavor? Or do you specialize in helping guys land one-night stands?

I ask because, as a hookers and blow entrepreneur, with a side-specialty in, uh, farming (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), I can see possibilities for a business partnership that could be wildly profitable to both parties, while providing much needed services to folks out there who might need a bit of help finding true love in this world.

It’s wing man like a hawk wing. Although they are the Hawkeyes, not the Hawkwings, so not sure where the correlation is. Maybe need a lesson in bird anatomy

 

[DJ Spanky]

 

[mildone_rivals]

It’s wing man like a hawk wing. Although they are the Hawkeyes, not the Hawkwings, so not sure where the correlation is. Maybe need a lesson in bird anatomy

Thanks, but I actually knew all that. Reality didn't help facilitate my humorous (or not) post. So I ignored it.

I mean, if people can regularly ignore reality for the sake of their silly political obsessions, why can't I do the same for the sake of light-hearted humor, you know?

 

[Knight Shift]

Thanks, but I actually knew all that. Reality didn't help facilitate my humorous (or not) post. So I ignored it.

I mean, if people can regularly ignore reality for the sake of their silly political obsessions, why can't I do the same for the sake of light-hearted humor, you know?

Not a wingman but you may be able to get a leg up here with another of your I obsessions?

 

[mildone_rivals]

Not a wingman but you may be able to get a leg up here with another of your I obsessions?

Sheep replacing cars. That post almost belongs in the EV thread.