Conversation as I’m boarding a flight this morning.

[BobPSU92]

Female attendant: What pastry do you get to accompany a vanilla latte with almond milk?

Male attendant: Chocolate croissant.

Female attendant: I was thinking a scone of some sort. Maybe blueberry.

As I was standing there waiting for the line to move to get to my seat, I had to say, “You can’t go wrong with either pastry.” They both smiled. Not the usual, “Go f*ck yourself”, that I get from flight attendants.

I chose the right flight.

 

[psuro]

Did they ask you if you wanted to Fire Franklin?

 

[Nits1989]

Lol I guess life goes on.

 

[Fac]

Female attendant: What pastry do you get to accompany a vanilla latte with almond milk?

Male attendant: Chocolate croissant.

Female attendant: I was thinking a scone of some sort. Maybe blueberry.

As I was standing there waiting for the line to move to get to my seat, I had to say, “You can’t go wrong with either pastry.” They both smiled. Not the usual, “Go f*ck yourself”, that I get from flight attendants.

I chose the right flight.

I like pasties.

 

[BobPSU92]

I like pasties.

With a latte?

 

[ApexLion]

With a latte?

Only with a latte.

 

[Fac]

With a latte?

Of course.

 

[PSU Mike]

I like pasties.

Yooper

 

[manatree]

Female attendant: What pastry do you get to accompany a vanilla latte with almond milk?

Male attendant: Chocolate croissant.

Female attendant: I was thinking a scone of some sort. Maybe blueberry.

As I was standing there waiting for the line to move to get to my seat, I had to say, “You can’t go wrong with either pastry.” They both smiled. Not the usual, “Go f*ck yourself”, that I get from flight attendants.

I chose the right flight.

Did either attendant have tongs?

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Female attendant: What pastry do you get to accompany a vanilla latte with almond milk?

Male attendant: Chocolate croissant.

Female attendant: I was thinking a scone of some sort. Maybe blueberry.

As I was standing there waiting for the line to move to get to my seat, I had to say, “You can’t go wrong with either pastry.” They both smiled. Not the usual, “Go f*ck yourself”, that I get from flight attendants.

I chose the right flight.

Not the usual, “Go f*ck yourself” that I got regularly at The Skeller and Phyrst!