In just a few weeks the high school season will be starting and when the season starts that means we get to play everyone’s favorite game, CPL Pick’Em!! With Pick’Em rapidly approaching I figured we should start previewing some of the teams for this year. The first preview will be about the teams in the Lake St Conference; Bowen, Corliss, DuSable, Dyet, UCCS Woodlawn and Noble Butler, Comer and Johnson.
This conference is not playoff eligible, all teams are scheduled for 8 games with the exception of Noble Butler who has a week 1 opening.
First up we got the Bowen Boilermakers. The last time I saw Bowen they arrived about 5 minutes before kickoff, seems like the coaching staff may have had a few to many boilermakers the night before. But hey the wrestling program is pretty good.
You can’t talk about CPL football without thinking about Gately. Right across from Gately you can find Corliss High School. Outside of that can’t tell you much about them, other than that every CPL wrestling fans favorite ref was on the Corliss sideline and by favorite I mean he’s amazingly god awful.
I was fortunate enough to see DuSable play once a few years ago. They kicked off, the other team ran it back. DuSable then ran off 72 unanswered points. Now this was in 2016 so what does that mean for now? Probably nothing but this is one of my favorites to win this conference because 72 is impressive and Jordan and the Bulls once was 72 games in a season so Chicago.
Next up we have Dyet. I know plenty of people who should go on a Diet. One is a butcher in Westmont…anyways I like size on my football team and not a bunch of guys eating salad.
UCCS Woodlawn. What the hell kind of a name is that? What does UCCS stand for? Can you have a lawn made of wood? There are so many questions here. Ultimately if I’m UCCS Woodlawn I’m hoping their opponent is asking these questions during the game and maybe they can sneak out a few wins.
Noble Butler. The least know of the Nobles. I do have a friend from the North Shore. The guy is a damn Noble genius. He knows them all. I tried to call him to get the low down but wasn’t able to reach him. Last I heard from him he was hanging out at some piazza and eating gelato. He usually calls me after his hot yoga session so maybe I’ll hear from him later tonight.
Noble Gary Comer, sounds like conant but isn’t conant, but maybe they play like conant, is conant good this year? Is comer good? Do they play like each other? If conant wins one weeks does that mean comer is going to win that week? Who is comer? My uncles name is Gary but he’s not a comer.
Noble Johnson, this is my other favorite to win the conference because I mean cmon man it’s a Noble Johnson, that’s got to be hard to beat.
Projected top 3 for the Lake Street Conference:
1. Noble Johnson
2. DuSable
3. Corliss
This conference is not playoff eligible, all teams are scheduled for 8 games with the exception of Noble Butler who has a week 1 opening.
First up we got the Bowen Boilermakers. The last time I saw Bowen they arrived about 5 minutes before kickoff, seems like the coaching staff may have had a few to many boilermakers the night before. But hey the wrestling program is pretty good.
You can’t talk about CPL football without thinking about Gately. Right across from Gately you can find Corliss High School. Outside of that can’t tell you much about them, other than that every CPL wrestling fans favorite ref was on the Corliss sideline and by favorite I mean he’s amazingly god awful.
I was fortunate enough to see DuSable play once a few years ago. They kicked off, the other team ran it back. DuSable then ran off 72 unanswered points. Now this was in 2016 so what does that mean for now? Probably nothing but this is one of my favorites to win this conference because 72 is impressive and Jordan and the Bulls once was 72 games in a season so Chicago.
Next up we have Dyet. I know plenty of people who should go on a Diet. One is a butcher in Westmont…anyways I like size on my football team and not a bunch of guys eating salad.
UCCS Woodlawn. What the hell kind of a name is that? What does UCCS stand for? Can you have a lawn made of wood? There are so many questions here. Ultimately if I’m UCCS Woodlawn I’m hoping their opponent is asking these questions during the game and maybe they can sneak out a few wins.
Noble Butler. The least know of the Nobles. I do have a friend from the North Shore. The guy is a damn Noble genius. He knows them all. I tried to call him to get the low down but wasn’t able to reach him. Last I heard from him he was hanging out at some piazza and eating gelato. He usually calls me after his hot yoga session so maybe I’ll hear from him later tonight.
Noble Gary Comer, sounds like conant but isn’t conant, but maybe they play like conant, is conant good this year? Is comer good? Do they play like each other? If conant wins one weeks does that mean comer is going to win that week? Who is comer? My uncles name is Gary but he’s not a comer.
Noble Johnson, this is my other favorite to win the conference because I mean cmon man it’s a Noble Johnson, that’s got to be hard to beat.
Projected top 3 for the Lake Street Conference:
1. Noble Johnson
2. DuSable
3. Corliss