Hey Coach Sosebee
like my pal Rulz said we know you’re reading this!
I hope you are ready and you just got a taste at the meet and greet of the toothless , non store bought shoe wearing troglodytes that is Crest
they will love you butter you up and lavish you with mayo sammiches and pork rinds at the horseshoe club dinners. Occasionally they’ll break out the swill and toast you but you gotta watch them closely! They are crazy , and not in a good way crazy.
between the chaw stained overalls and the three teeth in their collective heads you are in for a real treat or a proverbial nightmare
you will learn which is which very soon
Now to you butterbean shelling morons! Give the man an actual chance to install his offense and the kids time to learn it … there will be some growing pains like shelby kicking your tooth out but eventually you will be happy …
Welcome to the hayseeds there Coach! Whatever you do , do not look some of these fans directly in the eye as your IQ will slowly dissipate into the quagmire that is a Crest fans mind
Shelby Lion