Crunch Tators are back

TortElvisII

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I was probably 25 or 26 the last time I had one.

Limited time if you still eat junk food.

Not sure why there was a 30-year hiatus.
 
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ObeasiT

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The spelling looks pretty sketchy to me. It seriously looks like they are avoiding the word "taters" just enough to win if they go to court.

"Today a federal judge ruled that a reasonable and prudent person could not possibly think the product Crunch Tators contained actual taters instead of wood pulp and gypsum."
 
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TortElvisII

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The spelling looks pretty sketchy to me. It seriously looks like they are avoiding the word "taters" just enough to win if they go to court.

"Today a federal judge ruled that a reasonable and prudent person could not possibly think the product Crunch Tators contained actual taters instead of wood pulp and gypsum."
It's probably what made Macaulay Culkin go insane.

Along with Neverland.